Sunday, June 30, 2002
Saturday, June 29, 2002
The Israeli army has destroyed most of the Palestinian Authority's local headquarters in the West Bank town of Hebron, which it says has been used as a refuge by 15 wanted militants.
Soldiers and bulldozers are working their way through the rubble of the building looking for the Palestinians. No-one has been found - dead or alive - according to Israeli officials...
The Israeli army said it had used more than a ton of explosives in the operation. It left an enormous pile of rubble and overturned cars.
That's from the BBC report; but its all over, pick the news outlet of your choice.
One aspect that's kind of subtle in the story is that the Israelis permitted a PA negotiator to enter the compound to attempt to discuss an end to the siege. When he returned, he claimed he found nobody to talk to.
Nobody in there who wants to talk about a peaceful settlement? Well OK then.... BOOM.
I can't help but wonder if he was lying... thinking perhaps he might buy time for his buddies....?
The technical term for that strategy in this situation would be, of course, "Whooops."
In the same story, you should also note towards the bottom this passage, which should exactly how serious the PA was about constraining Hamas:
In the Gaza Strip on Friday, the spiritual leader of Hamas, Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, joined more than 1,000 Palestinians at a rally.
It was his first appearance in public since he was put under house arrest a week ago.
Palestinian police at the demonstration made no attempt to detain Sheikh Yassin.
He is reported to have said that he was unaware of any order restricting his movements.
In other words: not very.
Friday, June 28, 2002
Lots of interesting thought going on around this issue; here's a roundup of the comments I've received from folks:
Dave the Redwood Dragon firmly agreed with my position, and added:
To his sentiments I'll add only this: that the genius of the Founding Fathers in regards to the place of religion in political affairs was the insistence that their intersection take place only on an individual level, not the collective level of government action or support. The Pledge is, by virtue of its recitation in schools and other public, government-supported forums, just such a collective expression, and so the phrase "under God" is, as I said above, a blot on the Constitution.
Well said.
Allen at Cockalorum, however, finds me damp, and my arguments unconvincing, writing:
You're all wet.
Tolerance is not helped when one person can exercise a veto over everyone else. The whole thing is based on the idea that the plaintiff's little girl is somehow harmed by hearing or saying "under God." This is an endless road to go down, trying to shield everybody from having their feelings hurt. A wise parent would tell her to get over it. There are lots of things in the world that I don't like, but I don't expect the court to change them for me. If we allow this, we turn our society into a bunch of little groups angry at each other, and claiming Constitutional protection for their own parochial view.
I don't believe that the Constitution was ever intended to create the kind of church-state wall this decision seems to call for. The fact that it guarantees freedom of religion on one hand and outlaws establishment on the other indicates that what it is after is tolerance, both by the majority and the minority. But this decision favors intolerance by a minority. For you to compare the pledge to religious fascism is more intolerance. We really need to get rid of the "I'm being picked on" mentality and learn to live together. If the girl had been kicked out of school or subjected to actual abuse and maltreatment by the school administration for her refusal to say the pledge, she'd have a case, but that isn't the case here. Basically, this is a case of censorship masked as a constitutional imperative.
Sorry, but I don't buy it. This isn't about tolerance: I would not support a lawsuit that tried to bar children from reciting the "under-God" version of the Pledge at recess on their own, for example, so long as there wasn't any nefarious coercion or encouragement going on from teachers or faculty. Treating this like a censorship case totally misses the point that we're talking about a state-sponsored loyalty oath, not something published in a newspaper or discussed among individual citizens. There's a big difference. And for the record, I didn't compare the Pledge to religious facism --- I pointed out that we are at war with religious facism, and that at such times, it is important for us to consider what kind of society we want to be (I prefer a secular one). I actually said quite clearly that I did not think the "under God" phrase was the first step towards the Talibanization of America; and in fact, pointed out that this is used as a strawman argument by those who want to make secular folks like myself look unreasable and stupid (without actually going to the work of providing solid arguments against us).
One note of concession: I don't have the legal or Constitutional background to have a firm opinion on whether the Constitution was truly intended to build as severe a wall between Church and State as I would like to see; I suspect it probably wasn't. So I'm fine accepting that potentially, on Constitutional / legal grounds, this decision might have been in error. My arguments are aimed at what decision would be right for our society; I leave the legal analysis to those more qualified.
I also attempted to goad some of the Christian bloggers I know into commentating; I met with partial success with Dean over at HealYourChurchWebsite --- he dropped me some interesting thoughts in e-mail, but pleaded server-movage when I bugged him to actually blog them. So here are some key exerpts:
"...First of all, we're talking Constitutional Law here - and me being a guy with a bach' in Music/Opera and masters in Computer Science/Operating Systems - if I can't abstract it into neat, reusable and easy to perform axiomatic semantics --- hmmm ---... To me, the very same code monkey who brought you the Mean Dean Anti-Spam E-Mail Obfuscator [cool technique --- you should check it out -NZB] , it appears that "Separation of Church and State" has been confused with the "Establishment Clause" - and those whose religion is a to be anti-religious have taken opportunity of this confusion to rid society of any mention of God.
In other word, this has more to do with judicial activisim than anything else - and will be struck down when it gets to the Supreme Court. A point well made by Pejman Yousefzadeh
And here's my rub on all this. If more Christians would spend more time reading Os Guinness than watching TBN, we would have a group of people who could intelligently and articulately argue this point before it ever got the 9th US C.C.A.
There will always be God haters. Just as there will always be those who hate in the name of God. By our society dumbing down our kids as to what is and is not in the Constitution, rulings like this are no surprise.
Personally, I think this is just another sign that Christians have abdicated being an influence on their society with a fortress mentality. That is, we need more believers in all areas of law, media, the universities, everywhere if we are indeed going to be the Salt and Light Jesus compelled us to be.
For me, I do it with HealYourChurchWebsite.com and writing software that saves lives...
I'll predict right now that all these various "separation of church-n-state" cases will 'blow-up' in the face of those who are anti-God. Because at some point, some clever lawyer is going to successfully argue that athiesm _IS_ a religion ... and when that happens, there will be an entire backlog court history to prove that the U.S.Gov't has been actively endorsing _ITS_ tennants.
You heard it here first."
Well, not surprisingly, I don't agree with many of Dean's comments (but I thank him for obliging me by sharing them). Quick responses:
First, I disagree with the argument that this is about being "anti-God" or attempting to install atheism as a state religion. There is a difference between making the Pledge --- or any other document --- not mention a deity, and making the Pledge explicitly declare the non-existence of any deity. When the court case comes around that wants to make the Pledge read "One nation, under no God, indivisible", then I'll be willing to agree that this is anti-God. Until then, I stand by the position that this is about making government God-neutral, leaving the practice of religion to individuals (as Dave points out so well above).
Second, I still believe that there is something inherently special about this particular case because it is an oath of allegiance. That's about as symbolicly important as it gets. And so I do think it is different than having "in God we trust" on our money. The note on my money doesn't bother me terribly much --- although I wish we didn't --- but the Pledge does trouble me, simply because, as I've written previously, it sends such an explicitly contradictory message to the one group that we should always try our hardest to be honest with - our children.
And third, I think the cry of judicial activism is a bit overstated. If the Pledge had existed in this form for 200 years, coming down from the Founding Fathers, then perhaps it might be accurate to accuse the court of activism. But let's remember: the phrase is question was explicitly added by Congress in 1954. I would look at this less as judicial activism, and more as fixing a dumb law that should never have been passed by Congress in the first place.
One more thoughtful email from a reader I need to quote/post/respond to here, but that will come later...
Making great progress; the new design seems to be holding up well under the critical eye of those folks who voluntered to check it out in 'beta'. Most everything is done; a few more tweaks and then I'll tackle the (hopefully not too odious) task of converting my Blogspot posts.
The final conversion will occur over the weekend, so don't be surprised if the Blogspot site (here) starts doing funky things (which will be required for the conversion). If all goes well, I'll relaunch first thing Monday morning PST.
Also: I will not be doing an Ecosystem update this weekend; sorry. Only so much time in the day & my non-writing blogging time is full up with the conversion. There will be a new update next week/weekend.
If anyone is feeling particularly helpful, I'd love some pointers on the following:
a) Any warnings/gotchas about converting posts from Blogspot to MT
b) Suggestions on how best to create redirects so folks going to my old Blogspot pages will go to the new MT site
I could also still use a few more Beta examiners; the more the merrier. No requirements other than to look at the new site sometime over the next 72 hours and tell me what you think; if you're interested, drop me a line.
WE CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. You can say a lot of things about the Pledge of Allegiance ruling released the other day. But never did Tapped believe that anyone -- even Cal Thomas -- would say this:
"On the eve of our great national birthday party and in the aftermath of Sept. 11, when millions of us turned to God and prayed for forgiveness of individual and corporate sins and asked for His protection against future attacks, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco has inflicted on this nation what many will conclude is a greater injury than that caused by the terrorists."
So although he hedges slightly, it seems that Thomas basically thinks the pledge ruling is worse than 9/11. This is simply stunning -- and at least as bad as dumb statments by Falwell/Robertson on the right or Chomsky on the left. The blogosphere ought to get itself whipped into a frenzy about this one.
Nah. Whipping and frenzying is not required for situations like this. They can be handled calmly, rationally, and dispassionately. Observe:
Mr. Thomas, you, sir, are an idiot. Good day.
Thursday, June 27, 2002
Is anyone out there?
Hellloooooo.....?
I'll wait for the Blogospheric Legal Eagles to weigh in on this one, but seems to me there's no case here. Gator's agreement is with its users; if they agree that they are willing to have ads be served while surfing, the people who own the sites they happen to visit don't seem to have much of a say about it.
Take an extreme example: What if I built a browser that had, covering the entire bottom half of a screen, a bigass add for Hair Club For Men. And I sold that browser to people to use.
So would the American Association of Sexy Bald Guys then have reason to sue me because people visiting their site with my new browser also see an add for the Hair Club? (Or try Ford on my browser and surfing to Toyatas site, if you want to keep it all strictly commercial).
Seems to me like that's exactly what Gator is doing, just in a more sophisticated fashion...
Been there, done that, my friend. I feel your pain.
And while I've got your attention, Suman: could you help me understand Pervez's little little changes --- minor, minor things, so tiny nobody will ever notice, honest --- that he'd like to make to Pakistan's Constitution? Like, oh, giving him the power to sack the (elected) PM and his cabinet and replace them with people he thinks are prettier?
CNN quotes a 'government document' as explaining: "The objective of the proposals ... is to prevent excessive concentration of authority, create a domain of state responsibility ... provide checks against precipitate or autocratic use of authority..."
Ha-what?
Call me crazy, but I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you're not going to tell me that they restore your faith that Musharaf is a paragon of virtue and democratic values...
He's right when he says that a functioning society requires manners and understanding; but he's flat out wrong when he applies that principle to the Pledge case.
It's a secular society, Stephen. Either you agree with that principle --- in which case the ruling makes sense --- or you don't, in which case I'll be expecting you to show up at a church / mosque / synagogue of my choice this weekend (and yup, that means you have to miss the Blogger Bash).
The attitude of some folks towards this fellow seems to be "Siddown and shaddup; what's the big deal about one little phrase?"
To be clear: Stephen's position is that everyone involved in this case --- from Congress who enacted the "Under God" clause to the fellow bringing the suit to the appeals court --- are idiots, for not 'shrugging off the little stuff'. Which is indeed a more sensible position than just bashing the guy bringing the suit; Stephen seems to be squarely with the "it's not a big deal one way or another" crowd.
But it is a big deal, and now more than ever. The man filing on behalf of his daughter shouldn't have dropped the case after 9/11 -- as some has suggested -- he should have pursued it with even more vigor. Because we are at war with religious facism --- a point that the Blogosphere, at least, has become relatively clear about for some time. We are at war with what happens when religious ideology runs amok and becomes all-consuming.
Do I think the phrase "Under God" in the Pledge is the first step towards a Taliban-like government? Of course not. But that's a strawman argument. The real argument is that if we are a secular society --- and I for one hope we are --- then we should damned well act like one. It is a matter of principle. And like many matters of principle, sometimes they involve things that are trivial on their face, but symbolicly, extremely important.
Take a step back and remember, folks: what we're talking about is, de facto, an oath which is sworn by young children every day in which they state their dedication to this country. Now, there's an interesting debate to be had on whether that is a good idea in the first place.
But geez, if you're going to have such an oath, I think it's pretty important that you make it represent the true ideals of our society. The "under God" phrase in the pledge has been teaching kids for decades (me included) that the idea that the U.S. is secular has always come with a wink-wink nudge-nudge; of course we're secular, it says, but in a very, you know, Judeo-Christian kind of way.
The decision may have been lousy law (it sounds like it was, based on prior judgements), and it may be struck down as soon as when the full Appeals court sits on it. But it was still right.
Wednesday, June 26, 2002
Bush Speech: Dug it --- groovy riffs and a beat you can dance to, all the way from Ramallah to Riyadh.
Lilo and Stitch: Still haven't seen it, damnit.
Pledge of Allegiance Ruling: Two thumbs up. People are saying this is trivial, but it's not. Given that we are in the middle of a war against religious facism, I think its vital to refresh our own memories that we are a secular society. I have no opinion on the legal basis (or lack thereof) of the ruling, but it feels right to me. And to those who say "what's next, getting rid of 'in God we trust' on money? I say "yup", and good riddance. The sign says "shall make no law respecting" and I for one would be happier if we took it for what it meant. The whole "but God is as generic concept" argument is nonsense --- just ask a polytheist.
Worldcom: Hey, everybody makes mistakes. This one just had nine zeros after it.
World Cup Finals: Huh?
That is all.
If you haven't done so already, you need to sign up to sponsor somebody in the Blogathon. Coming up on July 27, it's a marathon session where bloggers get "sponsors" to donate $$$ to charity in return for the bloggers pulling a 24-hour session of blogging (minimum one post per 30 minutes, if I understand correctly.)
I highly recommend jumping on the bandwagon of my good buddies Meryl Yourish and Lair Simon --- you can find more info on the charities they are sponsoring and how to sign up on their pages.
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Interesting. I seem to recall that the "under God" portion of the Pledge --- which I presume was the part causing the court heartburn --- was only added in recent times. I want to guess at the President, but I'll surely get it wrong --- but I think it was somewhere between 1950-1970. Little help, anyone?
Anyway, assuming the ruling stands, does that mean we should just go back to the old pledge, sans deity?
Update: Folks have written in to contribute that the year was 1954; the President was Eisenhower. Michael Hankamer also notes the following:
"This version of the Pledge of Allegiance was taken from the CNN website. Now I could be wrong, but it seems to me that CNN - and the Court (?) - has lost a comma.
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
"Correctly, it should read:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Silly pro journos. "Professional Fact Checking" indeed...
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OK Glenn, here's some additional info. (This will definitely teach me to keep my big mouth shut... or at least, it *should*):
1) I found a slightly more independent confirmation of some of the judge's remarks. Still clearly partisan, but at least it's not the actual parties to the case. ((I found this link via "End the War On Freedom")
Interestingly, the substance of the judge's remarks quoted are similar to the quote you found, but the language and phrasing are different.
2) To go for the even *less* objective source, I found Stanley's Senate election campaign homepage, and in particular, the subpage he's maintained on this
particular court case. It includes a press release which appears to be the primary souce for the article you cited (it contains the exact quote you noted
3) Unfortunately, it sounds like a transcript of the court appearance in question won't be available for some time; Stanley's web site indicates they will post
it when it becomes available, but that it may not be on the web until August.
4) I've struck out on finding any more 'objective' sources... sorry. If I stumble across anything further I'll certainly pass it on.
ANYWAY: My conclusion on this is I am a bit more convinced of the accusations against this judge; Stanley's site makes some pretty compelling-looking
arguments. But I would still sure feel a lot better if I found a source *other* than one of the parties directly involved (or clearly biased to favor Stanley)
to document exactly what Judge Patterson said.
-NZB
Tuesday, June 25, 2002
Folks -
Yes, I'm getting real serious about this site redesign. And yes, I'm equally serious about trying to ensure the design works well for all users. Therefore, I'm looking for folks to volunteer to check out the new design and verify that it looks passable on your platform/browser combo.
I'm running Windows on all my machines, and have IE5, IE6, and Mozilla 1.0 covered for browsers.
If you are running anything else (particularly Netscape on anything, and Linux with any browser) and are willing to spend a few brief minutes poking around the new site pre-launch, drop me an email and I'll point you at the URL.
Beta-time will likely be later this week; it's close but not quite soup yet.
Thanks all...
-NZB
"Instead of listening to his Secretary of State, Colin Powell who actually --- two weeks ago I guess it was when I interviewed him --- I sat with him for a half hour and he had a very extensive discussion with me on what should we be expecting of the American strategic policy. And everything he said --- practically almost everything has been reversed by the President. That is quite embarassing and its an insult to our Secretary of State too for the President to just send him out on a limb and then [come] out with this so-called strategic policy and side with the Prime Minister of Israel."
Yeah, I doubt Colin's having too good a day today.
Paging Tim Noah: The O'Neil Death Watch never quite worked out: is it time for a Powell Watch ?
(To be clear: although Ms. Dergham works for Al-Hayat, a pan-Arab, Arabic language newspaper, her bio indicates that she is an American, so the "our Secretary of State" comment is not the Arab Freudian slip that it might appear to be).
PS - Unfortunately, WBUR doesn't appear to have a transcript for the program posted, so you'll have to rely on the RealAudio. The quoted comment is at about nineteen minutes in.
So, at some point, it would seem logical to either increase the size of the higher levels of the food chain, or add more levels.
So (2): Any suggestions for new levels we could insert? They must of course fit the theme, even though the existing names already make Meryl grumpy (she's just a big meanie anyway).
Send your ideas here ...
Significant progress being made on the site redesign. It is now becoming actively painful for me to look at the current site, given how lousy it looks, and how nice the new version is turning out.
Patience, friends! Soon your eyeballs shall no longer be assaulted with this miserable excuse for a design!
I know a few folks on the list (and agree they're good 'uns); others are new to me. Go check 'em out for yourself.
And note: John indicates he's using the Ecosystem list to identify bloggers not getting enough attention --- which as I've noted, is exactly one purpose I hoped folks would use it for.
Above and beyond the narcististic self-referential enjoyment quotient of it, of course.
"Reacting to a speech today by United States President George Bush, United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan welcomed the US leader's reaffirmation that the outcome of the Middle East peace process should be the establishment of a viable and credible State of Palestine - based on Security Council resolutions 242 and 338 - and security for Israel."
Actually, I suspect Kofi got it just fine; he's a bright guy. But I don't think he quite knows how to deal with the "it" of an American administration that refuses to play by the usual Middle East Rules: i.e., treating murderers like negotiating partners.
This feels slightly like old news this week, but I recommend it nonetheless, as MEMRI provides some additional detail and background on the two versions of the communique that were issued --- and the reasons for changes that appeared in the second version. According to MEMRI, the second version of the letter was published on June 21st, it included a new statement at the end:
"Needless to say, all the signatories to this communiqué strongly condemn all measures implemented by the Israeli repression against our people, including the policy of incursions, assassinations, and siege, and stress that the occupation is the basis of the tragedy to which our people is subject and that resistance is a right and an obligation."
This was apparently added after the letter was criticized for being too one-sided (!) by prominent Palestinians, including Palestinian Legislative Council member and Fatah leadership member Hatem Abd Al-Qader, who said:
"This communiqué is not acceptable to the Fatah movement. It is an unbalanced communiqué because it refers to operations against Israeli citizens but not to crimes being perpetrated by Sharon against the Palestinian people. The [signatories] should have also focused on these crimes. If these operations are terrorist, then what Sharon is carrying out is also terror, and terror cannot be looked at with only one eye."
MEMRI provides further information on an interview with Al-Qader (unfortunate name):
The interviewer proceeded to ask, "What are the conditions for stopping the martyrdom operations?" Abd Al-Qader replied: "Concrete efforts could be invested in stopping these operations if Israel would commit to five things:"
"First, it must undertake to stop the aggression against the Palestinian people ? that is, stop the incursions. Second, it must withdraw from the occupied Palestinian areas. Third, it must lift the siege from the Palestinian people living inside prisons. Fourth, it must release all [Palestinian] prisoners. Fifth, the international community must provide us with guarantees that [we will be able] to actualize our right to maintain resistance in the 1967 areas..."
The interviewer then stated: "But President Yasser Arafat issued a communiqué in which he demanded a stop to the operations; he even attacked them."
Abd Al-Qader responded: "The ones who carry out these operations are local leaders... Even the Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades decisions depend today on the political situation... The Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, which is Fatah's military wing, is not subject to a central decision of the political leadership... Arafat has almost no control and the one who bears the responsibility is Israel..."(3)
Ah. So this fellow is empowered to provide a (quite detailed) list of conditions for what Israel must do before the killing of children stops. But of course he and his thug of a boss have no control over the terrorists!
I am rather pleased that Bush's speech yesterday makes it increasingly likely that we won't have to listen to this bullshit anymore.
PS - BTW, I don't link to Charles much, mainly because I hold the belief that everybody knows that his site is the place to go for the latest debunking of Islamist nonsense. But for the record: he's required regular reading.
Mr. Rahman clearly had his reality-distortion generator cranking at full blast when he listened to Bush's speech; individual quotes don't do him justice, so go listen to the whole thing...
(whoops, there's one of those nasty links again...)
BBC news reports:
The safety of the Royal Family and top politicians is at risk because classified security details are being published on the internet, it has been revealed.
Radio scanning enthusiast Paul Wey is intercepting Special Branch and other communications and publishing their details on internet news groups, BBC Radio 4's Today programme has learned.
Apparently, Wey has a scanner and has found some of the interesting frequencies used by police and emergency services in Britain, and is publishing information on them on the Internet.
The gov'ment doesn't take to kindly to this:
An intelligence source said Mr Wey was a "menace", whose actions could help terrorists commit atrocities and may have already been used to counter police operations.
Liberal Democrat home affairs spokesman Simon Hughes said the government must consider banning radio scanners, which are currently illegal to use but not to own...
The intelligence source said Mr Wey and his website were "a severe danger to the public and to national security". ..The source called for the site to be closed down, as well as for scanners to be made illegal. She said: "They can only be used for illegal activity. It's similar to saying to somebody: 'It's OK to have a gun, as long as you don't put bullets in it'."
Hmmmm.
Point The First: Ms Unnamed Intelligence Source may want to rethink her classification of dangers to public and national security. I would submit to her that the danger to public and national security is that the Special Branch is using open frequencies to transmit sensitive information. Mr. Wey makes this point himself: "Mr Wey suggested that his activities could prompt the authorities to take better care of security - for instance by ensuring that Special Branch's radio equipment was updated as it should be." Well, uh, yeah.
Point The Second: Scanners can only be used for illegal activity, you say? Well, tell that to the good folks over at Pinecam.com, and the many citizens of Colorado who are reading Pinecam's summaries of emergency service scanner transmissions to stay informed of the Hayman Fire's progress, and now, are even listening into those same scanner transmissions via a dedicated RealAudio stream.
You may conclude that Pinecam's zeal to inform the Colorado public is --- well, overzealous --- but I don't think anyone for a second would accuse them of any nefarious intent.
Oh, and if you're looking for a link to Mr. Wey's site on the BBC site, don't bother --- it's not there. Apparently he's got some deep-linking policy that prohibits anyone linking to his site without prior written permission...no, wait, I'm confusing him with someone else...
Monday, June 24, 2002
Israel formally and unilaterally returns the West Bank and Gaza to Egypt and Jordan, and declares that those Arab states have 30 days to shut down terrorism in the territories. After that time, any acts of terrorism launched from the former territories will be considered acts of war by the respective nation now holding them, to which Israel (and hey, let's go all the way, and the United States) will respond to with the full force of arms.
Palestinian statehood would then become a purely internal Arab matter; if the Egyptians and Jordanians are comfortable with that risk, then by all means, they should set up Mr. Arafat with his own little state.
But with this plan, they bear the full price should the risk prove unjustified...
Jackson Diehl points out the (obvious) contradictions in the Bush policy of condemning corrupt, dictatorial Arab regimes when they happen to be run by Yassir Arafat, but looking the other way when they are run by our "allies" in today's WaPo:
So why not press political reform not just on the homeland of Hamas and Islamic Jihad but on those of al Qaeda -- Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Yemen? Because policymakers have concluded that it's not a good idea to be so aggressive. They say the consensus is that liberal reform is a security interest of the United States and that the status quo of supporting Arab autocrats in exchange for oil and security cooperation is no longer workable. But the prevailing view is that it would be counterproductive to move too fast, that policy has to be aimed at achieving gradual change over years or even decades...
Why shouldn't Arab states be pressed to commit themselves formally to guaranteeing basic political and religious rights and to the creation of an international mechanism, such as the former Conference on Security and Cooperation in Europe, to hold them accountable?"
Why indeed.
There was an argument to be made, years back, that in a coldly realpolitik sense, that leaving corrupt tyrants in place in the Middle East was the correct policy for at least the United States' short-term interests. They kept the oil flowing, and didn't pose any threat to us, so why in the world would we risk all that just to guarantee some Arabs a decent life?
The argument was never a very good one, but now, it's a completely stupid one. "Asymmetric warfare" imposes a new reality on the planetary political landscape: and that is that if there is even a single country of modest means anywhere that harbors and supports lunatic murderers like al Qaeda, then those murders will continue to be able to inflict massive damage --- to lives, to property, to economies --- worldwide.
We all know this, deep down and instinctively. But it has not filtered through everyone's rational minds yet to allow the realization that this creates a tremendously different world than the one that we previously lived in. Because it is now in the United States' direct, selfish interest, to ensure that every single nation on this planet provides a stable, democratic government to its people where freedom is respected, and the rule of law enforced. This used to be the stuff of idealists : now, it is the bread-and-butter of hard-nosed cynics and pragmatists.
Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be any nation willing to step up to the plate to address this problem, and start toppling these regimes. For most, "national sovereignty" --- as if that concept has any honor or dignity without the sovereignty of the people living under a nation's rule --- remains a holy concept that must not be violated, regardless of the barbarism a particular "sovereign" chooses to inflict upon their society.
And so, as has often been the case in the past century, it's left to the United States. We will accomplish this task, or it will not be done --- with dire consequences for the world, I fear.
Let's not mince words: we are talking about using all means necessary --- support for dissident groups, sponsoring coups, assassinations, and flat-out military invasions -- to establish what could be called a new American Empire across a swath of twenty or thirty countries. Trust me, if you weren't thrilled about American Imperialism during the Cold War, you are going to absolutely hate this.
But Empire is not really the correct word to use here, although it will be used by those who oppose this effort. The appropriate word is "Confederacy".
Yes, some interesting resonances with American history there, but nonetheless, the term fits. Dictionary definition (from Encarta ) : "an alliance of people, states, or parties for some common purpose, or the people, states, or parties in an alliance."
This is what we need. An alliance of states that recognize the threat that faces us --- such as our ally Britain --- and of those states which have been 'flipped' from threats to allies --- such as Afghanistan. We can turn enemies into allies, given time --- we proved that at the close of World War II, and we must brush the dust off those skills for this conflict.
I've said it before in this space: there is much work to do. President Bush has taken the right first steps with his concept of an "Axis of Evil" and the idea that you are "with us or against us". But he needs to put action behind the words, and bring these ideas together to form a coherent policy with the express goal of ending the regimes of all those who would support the murder of innocents, and oppose the rights of all human beings, across the globe.
You can focus on the selfish benefits to the United States in living in a world where these threats are ended, or if you prefer, you can focus on the morality of bringing democracy and freedom to people who have neither. Either view is fine, for the days when realpolitik was in conflict with the goals of human rights are over.
They are now one in the same.
Sunday, June 23, 2002
Revised data is up; no major changes to the process this week. Just added a few new blogs on request.
Yes, I'm still trying to automate it; yes, it still takes too damned long, and yes, there's still some bugs in there (although for the record, with the exception of last Saturday's screwup, I have yet to see anyone present actual data to prove a bug.... yes, that is a challenge ! )
Anyway, enjoy, don't take it all too seriously (defined as all values of seriously where seriously > 0 ) and take care...
-NZB
Update: I just uploaded the raw .csv data file of links extracted (unfiltered, so it includes links from blogs-to-themselves as well as links from blogs-to-URLs-not-on-the-list-of-blogs, both of which get filtered out); the link is here. Please please please do not click on that unless you are seriously attempting to debug; it is 600K even zipped and my bandwidth is running low. Thanks!
OK, I'm surprised that I haven't been able to find this information yet myself, so I'll put out a call for help.
I'm looking for information regarding which fonts are available on which browsers and platforms. In my dream, I'd like to see a table that lists Times Roman, and then tells me which of the major platforms/browsers have that font. And so on, for every other font in existence (or at least the biggies).
This is, of course, related to the redesign. I hate boring fonts --- but I hate unreadable sites even more, so I'm trying to do the best job I can coming up with a slick layout & snappy fonts, but I don't want it to just look snappy to me and look like crap to everyone else...
Anyway, so far I've struck out in finding much info beyond the basics that Arial and Verdana are good. Anybody with a link or two, send 'em my way, please.
Yet another al Qaeda spokesminion popped up out of his gopher hole today just long enough to praise Allah & pass an audiotape.
I skimmed the CNN report briefly... al Qaeda organization in tact... blah blah... bin Laden alive... blah blah blah... more attacks coming... blah blah blah. All of it Allah willing, of course.
But the last bit really caught my eye, where the spokescreature referred to the controversy around how much Bush knew pre-September 11:
"...it is a cover for the attack of the Democratic Party on the Republican Party after the America president announced that he knew about the September 11 attacks and big economic problems that the American government is suffering from."
Is this fellow just being incoherent, or did he just declare that he's on Bush's side in the who-knew-what-when argument?
Damn, now if Bush can just get Andrea Yates and Charles Manson to endorse him, he'll have the coveted psycho-murders trifecta. 2004 will be a lock.
Maybe Daschle needs to offer to build bin Laden a new cave or something; he's falling way behind here...
Saturday, June 22, 2002
Greider:
The scandals of Enron et al., unfortunately, must compete with another story--the war on terrorism--that's more exciting, and threatening, than dirty bookkeeping or the looted billions. The two crises are intertwined in perverse ways. The smug triumphalism of Bush's unilateralist war policy could be abruptly deflated by economic events--which probably would be a good thing for world affairs, since Washington couldn't run roughshod over others...
DeLong:
I don't know which is stranger: the anticipatory schadenfreude at the fantasy of U.S. unemployment climbing toward 15 percent, or the strange and ill-thought-out chain of logic by which a decline in the value of the dollar is supposed to produce a domestic depression and a shift in U.S. foreign policy...This guy was, twenty years ago, one of our best and most incisive reporters. Now his chains of logic snap at the first touch, and his overriding hope appears to be that the flaws in the American economy manifest themselves by throwing a lot of people out of work, so that "the fashionable boastfulness about America... [will] implode..."
Advantage: DeLong !
And here's a link to the Nation story, since as much as we love Prof D, he still hasn't quite got the hang of the ole' link-to-the-story-you're-spanking thing...
Update: Prof. Delong responds to my gentle chiding: "Hey! I didn't realize until I read your weblog that the _Nation_ piece was online. You see, I read it in what is called 'paper'--I realize you may be unfamiliar with the concept. Every week or so, this 48 page flimsy flexible thing arrives at my doorstep... kinda like a regular email but kinda not. Anyway, thanks. I've added the link on my website."
Bizarre. Next he'll be raving about how he chissels his grocery list into granite tablets...
Four firefighters died last night in a highway crash on I-70 as they were travelling in a convoy en route to the site from Oregon.
My sympathies go out to their comrades, friends and family.
Sorry folks. Expect light blogging this weekend as well, because a) nobody seems to visit on the weekends b) I have family in town and c) I'm focusing energies on the site redesign for our upcoming relaunch.
I'll probably drop a few tidbits here and there that catch my eye, but no Deep Thought, I would expect. You'll all have to go figure out your own moral systems for a few days...
-NZB
Thursday, June 20, 2002
http://www.introducingmonday.co.uk
(warning: link has sound)
The image above come's from Amnesty International's website in their section on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Check out their latest full story; it's a masterpiece of moral equivalence.
FBI: Terrorists may try to arrive by sea
The FBI has received reports that al Qaeda terrorists may be making their way toward Southern California aboard a merchant ship, but has no evidence to back up those reports, the bureau said Wednesday.
The reports indicate that as many as 40 al Qaeda members may have boarded a merchant vessel in the past month and were headed for the United States, FBI spokesman Matthew McLaughlin said. The bureau has placed a "very high priority" on determining their accuracy, he said.
He stressed that the FBI has not gathered any evidence thus far to support the claims and said no terror alert has been issued.
McLaughlin declined to provide details of the reports, but said Catalina Island -- about 23 miles off the California coast near Los Angeles -- was mentioned as a possible destination.
I find this more than a little personally relevant, given that I can see Catalina out my window.
SoCal warbloggers, unite! I say we meet 'em on the beaches and bore them to death with our overblown rhetoric... (invite Kaus too; get him to bring one of his welfare reform pieces and that'll really do them in...)
PS - On a more serious note, I can't think of a more bizarre spot for al Qaeda to pick to deliver 40 (presumably Middle Eastern) men and expect them to go unnoticed. Catalina is a tiny place, with just a few (one?) towns that are entirely tourist traps and tons of really really expensive homes. And the only way between it and the mainland are regular ferries. (Picture forty men of Middle Eastern appearance buying tickets for the ferry from Catlina when nobody at the dock remembers seeing them come to Catlina). If these guys had a boat of their own, I suppose they could sail from Catalina to LA, but then what's the point of stopping in Catalina in the first place?
To be crystal clear: I've given up on a Palestinian state for now.
When the Palestinians rebuild their culture to value life over death, then I'll be there with open arms to welcome them into the club of civilized peoples --- and support their aspirations for a state.
But at the moment, I'm not holding my breath for that to happen anytime soon.
Wednesday, June 19, 2002
But first, to recap the results:
The Question: Should the Hall of Link Sluttage Be Renamed?
The responses:
5.0 % - Yes, because it's offensive
19.0 % - Yes, because it's just not that funny
25.6 % - No, it's amusing. Don't change it.
50.4 % - No, it's not amusing, but don't change it just to annoy the PC crowd.
One can draw many conclusions from these fascinating pieces o' data:
1) TTLB readers are a perverse lot, given that more than half indicate that despite finding the HoLS to be a chuckle-free zone, they want me to keep it that way just to annoy other people. That's just not very nice.
2) The vast majority of folks don't think the name is amusing; 74.4 % .
3) Only a meager 5% of TTLB readers are easily offended. I'd like to say this comes as a shock, but...
Anyway, I never claimed this was a democracy, so I haven't yet decided what to do with the silly thing. You'll just have to wait for the site redesign.
But on to bigger and better things. Speaking of the site redesign:
I'm considering investing some effort in figuring out this RSS thing, which I know next to zip about. Some kind of dark magic whereby folks can subscribe to the site, from what I understand. So anyway, the new poll question is meant to gauge interest in such a feature, and not incidentally, also give me a vague idea of how many folks are checking in on TTLB regularly.
So go vote already !
I'm wondering, Mr. Bear, if what you are describing as freedom might be better described as opportunity? It goes without saying that "equal freedom" is a non-sequiter: freedom is (at least in this country) completely dependent on economic status, physical health, emotional health, race, gender, etc. Even saying "Dirty Bomb" in an email might endanger my freedom.
So maybe what I would prefer is opportunity, and equal opportunity for all at that. If I had the same opportunity to access excellect health care as say, someone with a General Motors health plan, I would certainly have more freedom. If I had the opportunity to attend college based on my intellect rather than my wallet, I would have more opportunity. If I could lobby my congresspeople the way, say, Enron did, I would have more opportunity to have a government more responsive to me. You get my drift. Freedom sounds great unless you are in that peculiar place where freedom just means having enough money to put gas in the car to go to work to get enough money to put gas in the car. I won't even begin to wonder if a schizophrenic has less freedom than a manic-depressive, etc. But with equal opportunity, every schizophrenic would have the same opportunity to access those medicines that would give him or her the most freedom.
Regardless of whether you call it "freedom" or "opportunity", the concept I am attempting to put forth does encompass the kind of choices that Vachon brings up. When I describe what I call freedom, it's important to note that this is much broader concept than the traditional, patriotic ideal of freedom that we generally think of in America. I am genuinely trying to describe an actual physical reality that exists: what paths can a person follow given their current state?
So while a superficial reading of my earlier post might lead some to suspect that I'm simply arguing a traditional libertarian or even anarchist position -- both of which are ideologies that claim to maximize freedom --- that isn't what I'm proposing at all. I completely agree with Vachon that there are many, many factors that must be considered when calculating a person's "freedom quotient" per my definition: not just those traditionally American values as freedom of speech and religion, but also the simple freedoms that come from having sufficient money, a home, and being well fed.
The moral code I am proposing does not nececssarily lead directly to an anarchist position: quite the contrary, as I would argue that in a true anarchy, the net freedom of such a society is rather low. Nor does it necessarily argue for a pure capitalist position; if it can be argued that government regulation limits the freedom of some entities in a society, but increases the freedom of a much larger set, then such policies can be justified as moral in this system.
A moral code based on freedom can well lead to a support for government policies that even lean towards the socialist, such as universal healthcare. But to be "moral" by this code, such a policy would need to demonstrate that it provides a net increase in freedom to those affected by it (assessing both those who benefit directly and those who pay for it). At a simplistic level, if universal healthcare genuinely provides millions of people with a higher level of health, then I would argue that it has increased their freedom -- for certainly a healthy person has more opportunities and choices than one who is ill (or dead). And if the cost were minor, and borne by those who could afford to pay it, they would suffer a decrease in freedom (from having less money), but one that might be offset by the net increase of the beneficiaries. The question to answer when using this moral yardstick is which is more significant, then net increase or the net loss?
Adopting a moral code to "make people free" as opposed to trying to "make people happy" doesn't guarantee easy answers, by any means. There can still be massive disagreement over what policies would, indeed, maximize freedom. But I still claim that such disagreements are far, far better than those that arise when radically different groups of people attempt to enforce their vision of "happiness" on each other...
Apparently, there are about 1,200 Persian-language blogs out there (!!!). If you don't believe me, check out Hossein Derakhshan's weblog and review his blogroll (the blog is in Farsi, but the blogroll is labeled in English).
I've mentioned before that I have a particular interest in Iran. Unfortunately, this discovery is more a tease than anything else: for though I am progressing slowly on spoken Farsi, I have little hope or intention of ever mastering the written form.
I would, however, be very interested to learn of any Iranian bloggers who are publishing in English... so if that's you (or someone you know), please, drop me a line.
Of course not, Jason. We have practical and deep experience in the subject at hand: that totally disqualifies us to be professors at most Universities...
Wednesday, June 19, 2002
WASHINGTON - Moroccan authorities have arrested a senior Al Qaeda recruiter known as "The Bear" who is suspected of plotting attacks against Western interests in Morocco, U.S. officials said Tuesday.
Abu Zubair al-Haili, a Saudi who weighs more than 300 pounds, is considered among the top 25 Al Qaeda lieutenant of Usama bin Laden, the officials said, speaking on the condition of anonymity.
Let's be clear on this:
1. I am not from that part of the Arabian penninsula currently dominated by the House of Saud.
2. I weigh considerably less than 300 pounds
3. I remain at liberty.
You know, you would think I could come up with something funnier than that to say about this, but I'm just not up to humorous comparisons between myself and a murderous thug. Excuse me, alleged murderous thug. Maybe after I get my coffee.
Tuesday, June 18, 2002
And for me also, this week has been a turning point. Maybe it was the compelling argument of why a Palestinian state can't possibly exist now, or maybe it was the latest atrocity. (Did anyone check to see if Arafat's ritual condemnation came after, or before the bombing? )
Or maybe I'm just tired of the stupid bastards destroying their own lives and striving to take as many of those around them with them as possible.
There are decent and moral Palestinians; men and women who do not wish death and destruction on their neighbors; who want only to live normal lives in peace. I am convinced of this; I have to be, for to imagine an entire people so depraved as to be without possibility of salvation is a thought so black I can't contain it in my mind. So I cling to that article of faith that there are Palestinians who do not regard the deliberate murder of children as a valid expression of "resistance".
But it seems self-evident that at this point, there simply aren't enough of them to matter.
I don't wish death or even suffering upon the entire Palestinian people. I don't even want them driven out of the West Bank and Gaza, as some have suggested --- and not in jest, I suspect.
But I am past the point of believing that they, as a people at this point in time, have a right to a state. Nor can they be trusted with even the basic freedoms a civilized society should expect and aspire to.
Israel's policy of moderation --- and that is what it has been, despite what you've heard --- has failed. And it will continue to fail so long as Israel allows the pseudostates which the PA has created in the West Bank and Gaza to continue to fester.
It is not time for yet another incursion into the territories, to be followed by a pullout in a few days. It is time for Israel to take full control of the West Bank and Gaza. All of it. And it is time for the complete and total disarming of the Palestinian people. No armed PA security force(s). No militias. No police. No guns, no bombs, no mortars, nothing. Israel should sweep in, and when they do, they should pack for a long stay. For they will have to be there a long, long time.
The Palestinian people will suffer; many of them will be innocent. They will have few of the basic freedoms that they should as human beings expect. They will live in a true police state. And for this, I am sorry. But while I remain sympathetic to the individual Palestinians who are truly blameless, my tolerance for the vile behavior of the Palestinian society is at an end. It is a sick and diseased creature in its current state, and it should be put down. In time, perhaps, a new culture can be grown in its place; one that satisfies the aspirations of the Palestinian people while not reflexively bringing murder to its neighbors.
To be clear: this is not a call to genocide. It is not even a call to violence. Where Palestinian society calls for death to reign down upon their enemies the Jews, I know that the Jewish state will continue to demonstrate that it is indeed a civilized nation, worthy of those terms. There will be no massacres. There will be no mass graves. There will be incidents, there will be mistakes. People will die who should not have. But they will, on balance, be just that: mistakes. Not the deliberate acts of barbarism that the Palestinian culture has elected to make its tool of choice.
And what should we, America, be doing while this housecleaning is taking place? Fixing the real source of the problem: the corrupt and twisted regimes that finance psychotics like Hamas in the first place. Syria. Saudia Arabia. Iraq.
The conventional wisdom has been that once the Palestinian question is resolved, we will have a freer hand to work through the other issues plaguing the region.
The conventional wisdom has it exactly backwards. Even with the brutal course I propose of a full Israeli takeover of the territories, there will still be terror and death so long as the money and arms continue to flow from the regimes who benefit from such violence.
Even Israel does not have the might to address all of these petty fiefdoms of blood all at once.
But I know a nation that does.
Let us hear no pathetic cries of "national sovereignty" and "American imperialism". Let us ignore those who will rise to defend the tyrants and the murderers out of reflexive allergy to "Western hegemony".
And let us simply hope that our society has the collective will to know what must be done, and to do it.
Monday, June 17, 2002
Moral codes are tricky things. Dangerous, even. Even with the most straightforward of intentions, after a few generations or so of interpretation, they have a tendency to spin wildly out of control. You start out with a set of rules that are meant to ensure that people treat each other decently, and you end up with people blugeoning each other to death with your holy tablets.
In our world, the nice thing about moral codes is the same thing that's nice about standards: there's so many to choose from. In today's exercise, I humbly propose to examine some of the prevailing moral codes that currently bestride the planet, and in the end, propose a new --- or at least, newly argued --- one. Heady stuff, indeed -- so let's see if I can firewalk these coals without getting too badly burned.
The first option most folks consider when shopping for a moral code is what we in the software business like to call a "packaged system". Take it out of the shrink-rap, a bit of installation, and you're ready to run --- soup to nuts. No muss, no fuss, no thought required --- or encouraged. The biggest vendors in this particular market are of course the major established religions of the world. Islam, Christianity, Judiasm: all come complete with often surprisingly detailed instructions for exactly how to tell right from wrong; good from evil. Happily, the Big Three tend to agree on which category the vast majority of things fall into. Less happily, the small percentage of things which they disagree on has fed enough hard feelings to keep the planet pretty well engulfed in war for the past few millenia.
The Big Three aren't the only game in town, of course: there are more religions begging to tell you exactly how to live your life than you can shake a stick at. (Just try it sometime, you'll run out of shake or stick real fast). But religions aren't the only packaged systems out there by any means.
You can also get all the benefits of a packaged system without any of that tedious God stuff, if that kind of thing troubles you. Marxism, Socialism --- pretty much anything ending in "ism" will get you up and running with a set of ideas that are meant to be taken as fundamental truths; ideas that you can live your life by.
But what if the idea of a packaged system doesn't appeal? Not a problem: roll your own.
The folks who roll their own moral codes are generally an ornery, sometimes even antisocial lot. Usually, they've flat-out rejected the Big 3's pretentions to own universal truth; often they label themselves agnostic, atheist, or even (the grumpier ones) antitheist. And they don't necessarily like the idea of the "isms", either; the idea of having their moral system handed to them on a plate makes them inherently suspicious. Unfortunately, by telling you what they are against, they haven't actually told you what they are for.
So how do most people who roll their own moral code do it? Usually, they start with a fundamental principle which they feel is the most important to uphold in their lives. And it seems that however they phrase it, most folks tend to pick the same general idea: do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Or: Do no harm.
Or: maximize happiness in the world. Make people happy.
These all reduce down to the same basic fundamental concept --- and its the same one generally followed by those who haven't ever even thought in any explicit terms about their own moral code: to maximize "happiness" in the world, and minimize "suffering". Do good, not bad.
This sounds great, on a superficial level. But I am here to argue that it's an absolutely lousy foundation to build a moral framework on.
The biggest problem is that "happiness" and "suffering" are totally and unavoidably subjective measures. Nobody is ever going to be able to define human happiness in a way that would allow an objective scale of it. You wouldn't even know where to start. Is physical pleasure happiness? Emotional joy? Which is more important? How about satisfaction from a job well done?
It's a mess. Most people don't even stand a chance of assessing their own happiness -- let alone judging what makes other people happy. And yet that basic assumption --- that you can objectively assess what will make other people happy --- lies at the heart of the moral systems on which a very large number of people on our fair planet base their decisions on, day in and day out.
So what happens? You end up with perfectly well meaning people --- people following that nice moral code --- who disagree about what happiness is. And guess what? They start thinking that they can decide what will make other people happy. Unfortunately, those other people don't particularly like the idea of happy that the first group of people came up with for them, which of course makes the first group pissed off that the ungrateful bastards aren't appreciating all the happy they've got in store for them --- and soon enough, before you know it you're back to people getting whacked over the head with stone tablets.
OK, smartguy, you say, that's all fine and good. But it's a moral system, man, it's got to be subjective. Haven't you ever heard of moral relativism?
Shudder. Let's just say we've met, and that it didn't go well.
I will accept, that in a truly rigorous scientific sense, there's no way to build a truly, 100% objective moral system. At the heart of it, you've got to pick something --- some principle to start with that you decide is more important than the infinity of other possible principles that you could have selected. And I don't think there's really any way to objectively and/or scientifically argue that any one principle is "better" than any other in a rigorously proveable sense.
But.... but! If you pick the right starting principle to use as your foundation, I claim you can arrive at a system that from there on up can be completely objective.
I've already argued that nice as it sounds, "happiness" makes a crummy first principle for a moral system. It's just too squishy, too difficult to measure --- too subjective. So we need something more rigorous, something that can actually be judged objectively. Something that you could legitimately measure and, more importantly, measure in a way that two different people would come up with the same answer. And not so incidentally: it would certainly be nice if the value was something that you truly believed was a valuable and good thing (and yes, that's subjective). A thing that you'd be comfortable living in a world where it --- whatever it is --- is the most important thing to everyone.
And so my modest proposal: Freedom.
Yup, freedom. Big lead up just to get to that, right? Freedom; everyone's for freedom. Duh. You made me read this whole boring thing just to get to freedom?
But I challenge you to bear with me, and think through the implications of replacing that squishy "make people happy" in the standard model moral system with "make people free."
The implications, I think, are subtle, but profound. And the reason is that freedom is actually a concept that, theoretically at least, can be measured objectively.
Think of every human life as a decision tree starting at birth, and branching outward in a huge forrest of possible decisions and actions that all, eventually, lead down a path to that person's eventual demise. Some paths are short; some are long. At any given moment, you can picture a person sitting at one spot on that tree of possibilties. And he's got a finite set of options at any moment; a finite set of choices that will lead him down the paths of his life. At some moments, he'll have many paths to choose from --- at others, he'll have few.
To use a crude example; a man in a maximum security prison serving a life sentence without parole has a very low freedom quotient, because in a very rigorous sense, he simply doesn't have many branches to choose from. Whereas that same man, were he never to have been convicted, would have a significantly higher quotient.
Of course, we don't have any way to actually rigorously measure the exact freedom quotient of a person. But just because we can't take the measurement doesn't mean the value doesn't exist. And yes, we'll still have arguments between people who, examining the same set of possible course of actions, disagree as to which course will maximize freedom. But I argue that comparing these potential disagreements with the ones we're already stuck with over what will increase "happiness" argues strongly in favor of a freedom-based code. People arguing over what will maximize freedom would look like two refs arguing over whether the ball was in the end zone or not. There's an objective answer, but neither one has a perfect way to measure reality to get at it. People arguing about maximizing happiness, on the other hand, are analagous to those same two refs arguing ---except one of them thinks the game is football, and the other thought they were judging hockey.
This is not to say that happiness has no place in a moral system. Particularly in small-scale, interpersonal relations, it is not clear to me that applying the freedom-test really tells you much about how you should act. (Will it "increase freedom" if I cook dinner for my fiancee tonight? If no, does that mean I shouldn't do it?). And so I think that there is still a place to fall back on the old "what do I think will increase happiness" question. But only after you've tried to find a course that maximizes freedom.
I've been mulling this idea over in my mind for some time, struggling to find an appropriate way to convey my thoughts. And tonight, it struck me that some very wise men already laid out the roadmap --- intentionally, or not, I'm not historian enough to know for sure. But it is there, if you look for it:
Life: For without preserving life, there is nothing.
Liberty: Because freedom is the foundation upon which all else rests.
The pursuit of happiness: For when maximizing freedom doesn't tell you which way to go.
It's all there. Just make sure you get the order right.
And I think Alex gets the dubious honor of being the first new blogger I've directly inspired. Doubly cool.
Now if he was only a mom, and played soccer... no, wait, that's not right...
Correction: Poor neglected Jim over at Jimspot wrote in to correct this senile old bear: he gets the dubious honor of being the first bear-inspired blog, and provides this post as evidence. (And I remember reading it, too, which just goes to show how good my memory is... sorry, Jim --- and thanks for the kind words ! )
This is being widely reported elsewhere, but I feel the obligation to comment and note Scott Shuger's passing. As for many in the blogosphere, for me Slate was required reading for years. Even during the dark Interregnum of Slate's flirtation with a subscription model, there was one feature that was still reliably available to the unwashed masses: Today's Papers.
It was (and still is), an excellent feature; a tribute to the idea that length does not guarantee quality, and that often in brevity lies brilliance. As Kinsley notes in his remembrance, Shuger demonstrated an admirable talent to turn what could have been a deadly dull list of facts and citations into one of Slate's most readable features.
I did not know the man, but I knew his work. And even with that tenous connection, I can say with assurance that he will be missed.
I suppose he'd have to include me in that category, although I would stipulate that I am perfectly calm, if slightly disgusted.
Jay responds to those who have raised an eyebrow at the alliance as follows:
A group led by Mormons and including evangelicals and conservative Catholics, all allying themselves with conservative Muslims, at first glance seems like either 1) cats and dogs living together or 2) some kind of evil octopus (long post; skip to the 4th paragraph from the end if you want). It is neither... when Austin Ruse of the Catholic Family and Human Rights Institute says, "We look at them as allies, not necessarily as friends," he is making perfect sense, however unpleasant some of us might regard the goals of such an alliance.
The NYTimes and Adrienne Germaine (and Abe Foxman) should calm down. And so should Glenn when he says things like: "Perhaps the 'Catholic Family and Human Rights Institute' should focus its attentions a bit closer to home." If they're serious about pursuing their goals, they'll focus their attentions anywhere they have to. The sooner the rest of us appreciate that, the faster the American atmosphere of peaceful ideological discord will spread.
Jay seems to be making the classic error of a man who has created a map of the land, and therefore assumes that his map describes everything that there is to know about the territory. He provides a nice explanation based on set theory, pointing out that the effectiveness of intersecting sets such as these "will depend on their ability to: assume nothing; identify any intersection of their interests; evaluate whether the relevant conditional probability is high enough to make mutual efforts worthwhile; and proceed accordingly."
Well, yes. Sure. But the point that Glenn and myself and others were making wasn't that it didn't make sense from a purely self-interested viewpoint for the Christian groups to make this kind of alliance. The point was that it was morally questionable for them to do so due to the highly repugnant nature of the other 'set'. It might well be the most pragmatic course in the world for these groups to accomplish their goals; I don't think anyone is arguing that. But these groups have a habit of positioning themselves as paragons of virtue and morality. Last time I checked, morality quite often involved doing the right thing, as opposed to the expedient thing. So it's a bit odd for these allegedly moral groups to be making such a --- dare I say it? --- deal with the Devil.
Not to mention the odd contradiction inherent in, as a central point in a post extoling the virtues of peaceful ideological discord, telling people to "calm down" for the crime of, well, peacefully stating their ideological discord. We weren't threatening to pipe-bomb their houses or anything, honest...
More Hitchens-related goodness this morning. It seems Dr. Kissinger may be facing an extradition request to Chile:
Henry Kissinger may face extradition proceedings in connection with the role of the United States in the 1973 military coup in Chile.
The former US secretary of state is wanted for questioning as a witness in the investigation into the events surrounding the overthrow of the socialist president, Salvador Allende, by General Augusto Pinochet...
Chile's Judge Juan Guzman is so frustrated by the lack of cooperation by Mr Kissinger that he is now considering an extradition request to force him to come to Chile and testify in connection with the death of the American film-maker and journalist Charles Horman, who was killed by the military days after the coup.
If your reaction to this is "ha-what?" , a reasonable place to start to understand the case being made against Dr. Henry is Hitchens' Kissinger archive page. He's been chasing Kissinger for years, and I'm sure this news will give him, as he is fond of saying, "a little holiday in his heart".
The Hitch has been saying all along that the true war to be fought is against irrationality and religious extremism --- in whatever form it takes. He's been fighting it for years, and has recently welcomed President Bush to at least part of the fight.
If we needed any further convincing, a WaPo link via InstaGuy :
UNITED NATIONS -- Conservative U.S. Christian organizations have joined forces with Islamic governments to halt the expansion of sexual and political protections and rights for gays, women and children at United Nations conferences.
The new alliance, which coalesced during the past year, has received a major boost from the Bush administration, which appointed antiabortion activists to key positions on U.S. delegations to U.N. conferences on global economic and social policy.
But it has been largely galvanized by conservative Christians who have set aside their doctrinal differences, cemented ties with the Vatican and cultivated fresh links with a powerful bloc of more than 50 moderate and hard-line Islamic governments, including Sudan, Libya, Iraq and Iran.
We look at them as allies, not necessarily as friends," said Austin Ruse, founder and president of the Catholic Family and Human Rights Institute, a New York-based organization that promotes conservative values at U.N. social conferences. "We have realized that without countries like Sudan, abortion would have been recognized as a universal human right in a U.N. document."
It is said that you can judge a man by his enemies. Sometimes, you can judge them by their allies, too.
Sunday, June 16, 2002
Sigh. You just can't make this level of corporate stupidity up. The consulting arm of PriceWaterhouseCoopers, which apparently got tired of people not understanding why they should be capitalizing letters in the middle of word, is changing its name to "Monday".
Apparently, Saturday, Sunday, Friday, Thursday, Wednesday and Tuesday were all taken.
From www.introducingmonday.com :
    WHAT MONDAY MEANS
    Monday is a fresh start, a positive
    attitude, part of everyone's life.
From the far-too-gentle Michele Cantara, Gartner Group analyst:
    "I think they were looking for the name to convey change and a new start, and while it does that, I think it has some negative connotations."
You think so, do you?
I guess I have to put a disclaimer here that I work for a company that sometimes competes with the-company-soon-to-be-known-as-Monday. And we have a much better name.
One final thought: Aren't they going to have some problems leveraging any sort of copyright or trademark rights on the name "Monday" ? And I'm going to guess that Bob Geldof isn't going to be writing their corporate jingle...
Update: Amish Tech Support has the definitive analogy for PwC's unique naming decision.
ArmedLiberal raised some interesting points in an email to myself and Michael Kielsky raising some doubt on some of Michael's analysis of the shooting I reference below. They've now taken the discussion onto their respective blogs: Michael has an update here which paraphrases AL's points, and I'd expect AL himself to have some additional info on his blog soon (he's distracted with Father's Day festivities at the moment, I believe).
Keep an eye on their blogs, and stay tuned...
But here I am again, and I'm going to tell you again: Go visit PhotoDude's site.
I was foolishly unaware of his page until today, so I've spent a bit of time browsing around and I'm very impressed. He's got beautiful photography, excellent political commentary & news, and even well-selected quotes. I stand (well, sit, really) in awe.
All together now: one, two, three ---- "Awwwwwww!".
Really though. Go visit. You'll find cool stuff.
We've heard a lot of noise about how some folks think this isn't really a war, and other folks think that we really have to formally declare war for it to really be a war.
Well turns out, there's a strong argument to be made that we already have. And it's being made by.... a Democrat! Check out the Dude for the details...
Sigh. I'd really like to fully automate this process; this will become easier after I complete the move to the new domain, as I'll have full access to UNIX scripting capabilities. And incidentally: if any script gurus out there like this project and want to help, I'd be thrilled to get a helping hand. I can provide a full design of exactly what needs to happen, and you can use Perl, shell scripts or whatever other weapon of choice you like to implement it. There will be no money, but on your deathbed, you will receive eternal conciousness.
Whoops, forgot again: I'm not the Dali Lama. Well, maybe you'll get a permanent link or something.
Anyway, as one additional step to help those folks who are puzzled as to why they are where they are on the list, I'm publishing the raw list of links in a zipped ASCII text file here. Please don't click on it unless you are really trying to debug; I'm starting to run high on bandwidth this month. But if you are genuinely trying to figure out why you are where you are, check the list and it'll give you a place to start. The file simply shows source weblog in the first column, and destination weblog in the second column for each link.
Sorry again...
So he did, and now it's my turn to reply back.
Larry describes his own experience in public life, in which he came up through local politics and then early online communities, establishing a widely-known presence in each. The choice whether to remain anonymous was essentially made for him, as obviously an elected official doesn't really have an option to not be known.
And of his early online experiences, he says: "Speaking out under my own name, background, and reputation also means I'm taken more seriously.'
I think Larry is correct: sometimes, the force of your opinions and statements on the web is reinforced if you have a credible real-life background to back them up.
This is not surprising, but I'm not entirely sure that's always a good thing. Because it can dilute one of the nicest things about the web conversations: the fact that you are judged, first and foremost, on the ideas you convey. "On the Internet, nobody knows you are a dog," and all that. Or, indeed, a bear.
I will admit, in writing pseudonymously, there is a certain appeal to me in the idea that when I write an opinion piece, because people essentially have no context at all of who I am, my piece will be judged solely on its merits and its logic. If it makes sense, then people will (I hope) consider its ideas carefully; if it doesn't, then they won't be fooled by any credentials I wave around in their face.
On the other hand, background and context certainly do play a part even on the web, and it makes sense that they should. Devout readers of this site know that I'm a software development manager, which I've mentioned in context at least once or twice, I believe, when I was talking about issues that related to that field --- in other words, I stated my credentials so folks would be aware I knew what I was talking about.
I have noticed, however, that the blogosphere in general (or at least, warbloggerland ) seems to look slightly askance and folks who do maintain an pseudonym. Which I find interesting; I've never quite understood the rationale for that (apparent) disapproval. In the discussions of the war, and of the course ahead for our nation, I find a particularly good example of a subject that background and experience should play very little part in judging ones opinions. Barring any actual counterterrorism experts who happen to be blogging, I think the opinion of a soccer mom in Maryland (back to those soccer moms) about what tradeoffs are legitmate to make between security and freedom (for example) is exactly as important to me as the opinion of a pro journalist whose been covering military affairs for a decade.
And that may point to the answer, for me, at least: when you are attempting to provide facts; to convince someone that your statements are logically and in some sense, scientifically or historically accurate --- then your background and training may play a reasonable part in your readers' judgement of whether to accept your assertions. But in the case of pure opinion; of stating your thoughts on what is right vs. wrong; what is "best" for our society in more general senses --- in that case, I think the ideals of democracy say that all opinions bear equal consideration --- whether they are stated with a name attached, or anonymously.
And apparently, he knows more than some Palestinians and some American journalists.
Michael's piece provides a nicely fact-based analysis of the shooting of one Palestinian boy, who claimed his wound was inflicted by an Israeli soldier with an M-16. Analysis of the bullet itself and the boys wound, however, seem to disprove that possibility.
Check it out; you'll probably learn something.
Saturday, June 15, 2002
- About 40 new blogs have been added, bringing the total tracked up to around 250
- Added indicators on the Ecosystem list to track each blog's change in ranking from last week
I still have not tracked down the problem where some blogs do not appear to get scanned correctly for links, so you will still see some listed with 0 outbound links that should have some; sorry. Anyone willing to debug this problem (on their own blog or others) is encouraged to do so; I'd be happy to have some help. And on a more general note: if you believe your blog is listed incorrectly, please feel free to contact me and complain, but please: do as much investigation and debugging on your own as possible, and provide me with as specific information as you can about what links you think are being missed. And please do not send me mail unless you've read my posts about exactly how the system works and are comfortable you understand it.
If your blog is not listed here, please don't take offense: I am now basically only adding blogs that folks explicitly request to be added. So if there's anybody that I've linked to within my blog who expected to get added but didn't; sorry. I'll hopefully be implementing a more automated system for requesting to be added when we make the move to the new domain, which will reduce headaches for all involved. (Bottom line: if you aren't listed and want to be, send me an email, and to make my life really easy, use the subject line "ADD TO ECOSYSTEM".)
And finally, the Hall of Link Sluttage remains named as such --- for now. If you have an opinion on whether it should stay that way, then go vote on the poll in the left nav bar --- the next update will probably include the final decision to keep the name or find a new one.
Enjoy, folks!
Friday, June 14, 2002
We will win because:
Their women live in oppression and fear. Our women are free and joyous.
This is what they think a football stadium is for. This is what we think a football stadium is for.
Their society produces no weapons that can possibly harm us. They are reduced to stealing our own tools to use against us.
They believe all wisdom comes from a single book, and pleasure is weakness. We have a national anthem based on a song about drinking and sex.
Our civilians defeated their trained killers in 109 minutes.
They said they would "teach us a lesson". They were the ones who got schooled.
Bruce Hill and Prof. Reynolds say that we need not hate our enemies in this war.
Indeed, we should pity them.
And while we're on the subject of upcoming updates: The Truth Laid Bear will be moving to its own domain name, and off of Blogspot, sometime over the next week or so. The move will also include a complete site redesign, which hopefully will spiff up the look of things around here a bit. So for those of you who have (kindly) put permament links to me on your pages, consider this a "heads up" that a move is in the works...
This post from Prof R on a potential (real) warp drive reminded me of a subject I've been meaning to post on for a while: anti-matter !
Yeah, I'm the kinda guy who thinks things like "I really should post about anti-matter soon." Learn to live with it; otherwise hey, the back button's right at the top of the screen, buddy.
There's an occupational hazard of being a devout science-fiction reader. Which is that in your mind, you build up a collection of technologies and milestones which exist in a a grey area where you have to stop and think: "Is that real yet? Or did I just read that in Baxter's latest?"
The problem is worse if you focus on writers who actually do good science (see the Creative Dream Team if you're looking for a list). Growing up on Heinlein, I continually had to remind myself that no, we don't have rejuvination treatments for life extension yet, and no, there is not a former prison colony called Luna City on the moon.
Anyway, to get to the point: anti-matter has been floating in that bucket in my mind for years. But recently, doing some research, I stumbled across the fact that not only is anti-matter real (which I knew); not only has it actually been produced (which I suspected), but folks have actually got legitimate designs for spacecraft to be driven by it (which I had no idea).
The good folks at the Antimatter Space Propulsion group at Penn State University have developed designs for not one, but two different potential antimatter propulsion drives.
The first method is known as antiproton-catalyzed microfission/fusion (ACMF), uses very very very tiny amounts of antimatter to generate energy sufficient to trigger a fission reaction. This minimizes the amount of actual antimatter required as fuel --- which is the major problem with any of these concepts, as our capacity to generate antimatter is very limited --- and will be for some time. The Penn State team has designed not just the drive, but a spacecraft to use it, dubbed ICAN-II. It is shown in the top-right picture above, and the full description can be found in this PDF file.
So what could you do with ICAN-II? How about a manned mission to Mars? ICAN-II would allow a mission to be be launched in a window that occurs every two years for a 90-day round trip to Mars, with a 30-day stay at the planet itself. Feel like a longer drive? Try Jupiter: ICAN-II will get you there and back in eighteen months, and give you 90 days to enjoy the sites while you're there. Really need to get away from it all? Pluto is a mere three year (one-way) trip away.
All that's fine and good, but only weenies just want to stay within our own Solar System. ("The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us are going to the stars.") And sadly, even ICAN-II doesn't provide a powerful enough drive to get you to anywhere worth going outside our system before you're, well, dead.
But no worries: the Penn State folks have got it covered. First, enter AIMstar, a spacecraft based on Antiproton Initiated Microfission/fusion (AIM). This design uses antimatter to spark a fusion reaction, generating a larger specific impulse and enabling longer voyages. It's not all good news, though: AIMstar is designed as an unmanned craft, and will still take 50 years to get to the Oort cloud (at 10,000 AU).
Future designs, though, could bring Alpha Centauri into reach for manned missions. "Plasma Core" and "Beamed Core" drive designs --- which come closer to the direct "antimatter+matter = large boom" design of science fiction, make starships capable of reaching up to 40% of the speed of light feasible --- enabling a trip to Alpha Centauri in a long-but-feasible 10 years.
The problem, though, is that beamed core engines require huge amounts of anti-matter: well beyond our production capabilities for at least the next few decades, unless an unforseen breakthrough occurs. The Penn State team provides a throrough review of our (and by our, I mean the planet Earth) anti-matter production capabilities for the near future, which assesses not just the raw mass being produced, but the actual cost (real dollars!) to do so. It also includes a very very spiffy graph, which I reproduce as the final image here, which shows exactly how much antimatter mass is required for various voyages using the different propulsion methods being discussed.
One final thought, which is somewhat of a downer: antimatter is, without exaggeration, the most dangerous substance ever created by man. I think that's a truism, when you consider that the energy released by a antimatter-matter reaction is near total. And given our current climate of concern around securing nuclear and biological materials... I think you see where I'm going.
The good news is, the quantities of antimatter being produced today are, to my understanding, nowhere near anything that could be used as a weapon. But eventually, they will be. And antimatter weapons come with a particularly nasty attribute: if there's a nuclear missile coming at you, you can shoot it down with conventional weapons and feel reasonably assured that there won't be a nuclear reaction.
Not so with antimatter warheads. 'Cause if you destroy the containment system keeping the antimatter in place with that conventional warhead, there's going to be a reaction --- whether it reacts with the material in the warhead designed for that purpose, or with the ground as it crashes down after your takedown.
Anyway, sorry to end on a depressing note, but we will have to think about a way to produce this stuff without it being an easy target for nutcases, sooner or later.
Trans-orbital antimatter production facilities, anyone?
Final Note: The work done at Penn State has now apparently been taken up by a commercial entity; a company called Positronics Research. The initial website I provided as the first link to the Penn State team's above is a sub-page of Positronic's site; however, if you wish to see the actual Penn State page (which appears to be orphaned and no longer being updated) you can view it here.
Final disclaimer: I am not a spaceflight expert by any means, and I have not fact-checked the sources above in any real way. They could, I suppose, be complete nonsense, but I'm assuming that Penn State keeps at least a slight eye on what their professors publish. And it is also worth noting that money has become involved here with the introduction of Positronics Research: which on the one hand suggests that somebody thinks these ideas are credible enough to spend money on, but on the other hand should lead us to consider the information with the skepticism that we view any presentation by someone with a commercial interest at stake. I would, therefore, welcome any pointers to additional info and/or opposing viewpoints on the feasability of the Penn State team's work, or any other research in this field.
Thursday, June 13, 2002
Select one (and only one) of the following and defend the position in an essay of no more than 1,000 words:
1) The American Catholic Church stands on the verge of a full-fledged rift with the Vatican, as American Bishops move towards policies that are more open and inclusive of the laity, while the Vatican hierarchy stands firm on the top-down command-and-control structures of the past centuries. Provide specific policy examples, and compare the current crisis with past upheavals in the Church. Extra credit: Outline the conditions that could lead to an American Reformation, in which the Church in the United States fully and completely splits from the Vatican hierarchy, and assess whether such a split would be a positive or negative development for Christianity worldwide.
or
2) The crisis gripping the Catholic Church will not result in significant reforms, to the detriment of the Church's hold on its American faithful. Catholicism will wane as a significant power in American spiritual life; membership will plummet as formerly devout Catholics drift away from a Church they no longer trust. The financial base of the Catholicism in the United States will crumble, forcing a significant retreat for the Church, which will be compelled to significantly scale back social programs and other spending both in the United States and worldwide, resulting in a smaller, less worldly institution focused inward on itself.
or
3) A third way will be found, in which satisfactory reforms will be implemented which restore American Catholics faith in the institution of the Church, while simultaneously remaining within the bounds set by the Vatican hierarchy. Describe in detail the steps that must be taken by the American Bishops, the concerned laity in the United States, and the Vatican for such a solution to come to pass, and why you believe such an outcome is feasible. Students successfully addressing this position will likely be asked to follow up with a precise six-week plan to achieve full and lasting peace in the Middle East.
Submit all essays to your section lead; exceptional responses will be shared with the class.
And remember: spelling counts.
I am shocked --- shocked! --- at the speciesism on display at the WaPo. Observe columnist Robert Kagan's otherwise thoughtful analysis of U.S. - Europe differences on how to attack terrorism:
Because of the disparity of power, Americans and Europeans even view threats differently. A person armed only with a knife may decide that a bear prowling the forest is a tolerable danger -- trying to kill the bear is riskier than lying low and hoping the bear never attacks. But a person with a rifle will likely make a different calculation: Why should he risk being mauled to death if he doesn't need to?
Excuse me! What is with this killing of bears? Somebody's getting a terse letter, I'll tell you.
On a less disturbing note: I'm just not sure I buy this whole Europe-and-America-are-parting ways argument. Yes, Europeans and Americans are viewing the current crisis differently, and Kagan provides good reasons for why this may be so.
But my instinct, at least, is that this is less a fundamental shift than a perceived difference in circumstances.
Europe does not view itself to be directly under threat from the current war. If you doubt this, consider that even now, America is having difficulty remembering that we are under threat. When (fate forbid) a European city loses a few city blocks and a few thousand citizens, and al Qaeda (or some other group) declares the French to be their sworn enemy, the European tune will change. American unilateralism --- otherwise known as "could you please come fix our mess again?" --- will once again be back in vogue.
And I suspect that underneath it all, there is a current of relief in Europe that America is there to do the nasty things than Europe can't get its consensual ass together to do itself.
So will we see the support we want from our European allies? Probably not in the ways we truly want, not anytime soon. Will they actively stand in our way? Also probably not.
So the rational approach is to keep doing what we're doing: charting the course that we think best serves the interest of the United States, and best serves the interest of the world as a whole. Europe will drag its feet at times, but when the chips are truly down, they will come around. And the best way to make that happen is to ensure that our policies are not just self-serving realpolitik, but are genuinely geared at improving the safety and security of the planet. Simply because a policy is blessed by a consensus of gnomes in Brussels or Geneva doesn't make it moral or just; nor is a policy conceived by a single nation by definition immoral.
If we use the power we have simply to advance U.S. hegemony, then Europe will leave us to struggle alone. But if we choose to lead the fight to defend the security and liberty of the world --- Europe will follow. If not the gnomes of Brussels, than the men and women who they claim to serve. My faith in the European elites is slight: but my faith in the people of Europe is strong. If we show them that we're serious, and that we're interested in more than our own petty gains, they'll come on board. Because they know the right side of this fight, even if their bureaucrats don't.
The Truth Laid Bear: Up to 3.3181818181818 on the user rating
WILL WHEATON DOT NET: Holding steady at 4.0382695507488
So Wheaton thinks he's better than me, huh? Well the numbers say he's only 0.720087732567 better. And not for long.
Wesley, can you come stand on this transporter pad for a sec? I want to try something...
Sweden is modifying its constitution to ban criticism of homosexuality and alternate lifestyles. How if your alternative lifestyle is based on criticizing homosexuality? More seriously, isn't the point of freedom of speech to be able to adopt and advocate positions that the majority disagrees with?
Yeah. It's amazing how many people (and legislators) in supposedly enlightened democracies really don't get that concept.
The topic du jour is about rebuilding the WTC, which from a safe distance of 1200 miles, I ... still oppose. The density of central cities is an artifact of an earlier time, where the value of information combined with limited bandwidth and personal transportation to require close physical proximity ... I have seen the future, and it's about 50 feet high.
Well, sure, out there in the cornfields of Kansas City it's easy to say that. But I would point out that Manhattan is an island. There ain't no more space to build any direction but up there... and hasn't been for some time. And so for some patches of civilization, I think you're going to have those big buildings... not necessarily out of architectural hubris, but out of simple geometry...
Approximately.
New goal: Kick that punk Wil Wheaton's ass. He's got a reader rating of 4.0434056761269. Approximately.
And he's all that stands between me and that #3 slot.
C'mere, Wil. I've got this nice red shirt I'd like to lend you...
Wednesday, June 12, 2002
Finally -- A logo submission !
To the left, you will behold the new TTLB logo, submitted by a self-described "huge fan of my stuff". Cower in fear of its aesthetic beauty, foolish mortals ! You are not worthy !
Mr. Patio has replied to my pleas (well, whines, actually) to declassify me from Comedies on his blogroll.
His new category for this humble bear is, I suppose, appropriate, given how "smokin" this site has been lately. Ahem.
Heather on manic episodes: "The Manic Episode is our friend. We need it to function. Without it, how would we alienate our friends and relatives, or do the laundry in a timely fashion?"
Heather on the Good Things In Life: "Well, there's pizza with extra garlic. There's great sex and even better sex. There are places in Palm Springs where they bring you cold beers to reward you for tanning so evenly."
Heather on her plans for children: "I'd prefer to have kids who grow up wretchedly poor in some foul, twisted city."
Go ahead. Click it. You know you're curious. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Okay, I'll admit it. I paid $5 to The Weblog Review for them to get off their butts and get around to reviewing my site. I'm a narcissist, and I was curious what they'd have to say.
Well, turns out they said nice things, rating TTLB at 4.5 out of 5. Which is great.
But then, some meanies decided to cast their own votes on the site, and they don't seem to like this bear much at all. My average "user" vote is 2.5, with only two votes cast. And that... well, that just hurts my feelings. Sniff.
So if only to stroke my pathetic ego: go vote! Unless of course you think I suck, in which case: don't !
I think you have to register, but it's free and relatively painless, so it's a small price for you to pay for... well, for me.
It's a good piece, and reminds us of the paradigm shift the September 11th attacks forced on our ideas about aircraft hijackings and how they obliterated the "old" approach to dealing with terrorists in flight. Finch calls this "The Delta Force Paradigm", and describes it as "stay calm, listen to what the hijackers say and wait until the plane gets on the ground so the military or police can come and rescue everyone."
On September 11th that, of course, didn't happen, and now we know that there is something worse than the terrorists destroying the plane and killing everyone on board. And we're adjusting our approaches to countering them accordingly.
But I wanted to take this opportunity to remind everyone --- as Finch does --- of exactly how long it took American society to analyze this new threat and change our policies to deal with it appropriately.
The change didn't come from Congress, or from a new Cabinet office. It came through the reactions of civilian passengers on Flight 93, and their loved ones on the ground. And it took one hundred and nine minutes.
This has been commented on before, but it's worth revisiting, especially in any moments of doubt we may be having about our ability to prevail in this struggle. One hundred and nine minutes after the first plane hit the World Trade Center, our society was able to recognize the new threat, determine how to counter it, and act.
As an occasional Star Trek geek, I find myself compelled to bring up a comparison to the Borg; the race of humanoids who function as a collective mind, completely integrated with their technology. One of their greatest strengths is that no weapon works on them more than a few times --- they use their combined abilities to analyze, assess, and adapt to the attack, nearly instantly.
Welcome to the benevolent Borg collective, folks.
The recent New York Times piece on bloggers has stirred up yet another round of metacommentary on blogging ("another round" is probably generous --- it's more accurate to say the metacommentary never really stops), and many bright folks have weighed in with their two cents on the future o' blogging.
Personally, I was unimpressed with the Times piece; despite Glenn's comments that he was satisfied, it certainly seemed to me to be trying to create a story where there really wasn't one --- i.e., the "rift" between techblogs and warblogs. Am I just dense --- is there a war going on and I just didn't notice it?
But the substance of the piece aside, it has certainly had the salutory effect of driving out some interesting self-reflection in the community, such as Jeff Jarvis's comments (via Eric Olsen ):
To survive and succeed, weblogs must be embraced by many, many interests and their communities. I've seen some good food blogs. We need more entertainment blogs. I can't believe there aren't many more sports blogs, from pro all the way down to Little League. I hope to see local blogs and ethnic blogs and, of course, biz blogs.
This is exactly right, but I'll take Jeff's points a few steps further.
Once-A-Week Bloggers
In the heart of the warblogger community, a normal rate-of-posting is at least once a day. Many (not just Glenn) are updating many times throughout the day, every day. This is great. But what we really need is not 100 more blogs being updated six times a day --- what we need is 100,000 more blogs that are all being updated once a week.
Right now, the political blogs are dominated by --- well, political junkies. People who love to think about politics, news, events, and have an opinion on everything. This is, as I said, great. But what would truly be interesting would be to encourage a far, far wider group of people to become involved in blogging --- those who don't want to spend many hours a day on a blog, but who are willing to devote one hour a week.
To keep to what I know best --- the political end of the blogosphere --- I know what Stephen and Glenn and Mickey and Andrew have to say about homeland security. What I want to know is what the legendary soccer moms have to say about it. We do have a diversity of political opinion in the blogosphere (despite whining complaints of it being conservative-dominated). But what we don't have enough of is diversity of "time commitment". The people who are blogging are, by and large, those who are willing to devote a large chunk of time to blogging. And that skews the equation, and limits the spectrum of thought and opinion that we find.
Tools & Talent
What needs to happen for the soccer moms to start blogging? A few things.
First, nobody blogs if they don't think anybody is reading them. (Or at least, nobody I know). And right now, the tools available to us as blog readers are skewed to favor blogs that are updated very frequently --- and readers who are monitoring blogs continuously. Webogs.com's main list is the worst example. It's great if you're monitoring it every few hours and looking to see when Glenn updates. But if you check it once every two days (let's not even think about only once a week) and are looking for three blogs that update about once a week, then good luck. You'll never find them; the tool isn't geared to that kind of usage.
(This is not, by the way, meant as criticism of Weblogs.com --- it is a great service and I thank those who run it. But it fills a need --- not all needs).
Some add-ons to Weblogs' main data stream help; BlogTracker lets you select your list of blogs and shows you when they were last updated, and can be used to track blogs over long periods of time. But we need more --- more tools, more features on those tools, more flexibility in how to use them, and more independent tools that don't rely on the Weblogs,com data stream (because after all, the fatal annoyance of Weblogs.com is that it requires the blogger to ping them. We need active monitoring tools to handle sites run by people who've never heard of Weblogs.com).
The point being, if there are no tools available to 'automate' blog tracking, a normal person is going to reduce down to the five or ten blogs they either remember the URL for, or bother to put in their bookmarks (or, is going to just rely on a major bloggers list like Glenn's). But with easy-to-use tools, there's no reason why that list can't expand to fifty or a hundred weblogs, many of which don't update frequently. And that sets the stage for the once-a-week bloggers to be able to actually publish with a reasonable belief that just even though they don't update six times a day, they will still get read.
And the tools need to get better on the authoring side, as well. Surely it is obvious when the blogging revolution will truly have arrived? That's right: when Microsoft starts bundling Blogger into a version of Windows. Or Internet Explorer (they're the same thing, right?).
And there's no reason why they shouldn't. Using Blogger is a bit harder than using Microsoft Word --- but only a bit, and it's not harder for any really good reason that couldn't be fixed. So why shouldn't we see Microsoft bundling a blogging tool and free (limited) hosting on MSN with the next version of Windows?
(I use Microsoft as the obvious example here, but I don't intend to get into the question of whether they, as the Evil Empire, are the best to do this. AOL could do it, as could any ISP. The ideal situation, of course, would be if they all did it...)
Spread the Gospel
Lastly, the obvious point. We need to spread the gospel o' blogging. This means reaching out to those who are not yet bloggers but should be --- and it also means encouraging those newcomers who are just getting started (and there ain't no lovin' quite like linkin' lovin' --- so that's the best way to encourage!).
The realization I've come to recently is that anybody who enjoys writing --- even a little bit --- should be blogging. It's not just to share your wisdom with the world. It's to clarify for yourself just what your wisdom is. The discipline required to sit down and state your case, to declare an opinion and back it up, forces a person to think critically about the issue at hand. By documenting your thoughts, you actually improve the quality of your thinking.
And that is the true promise of blogging. Not only to create a space where --- perhaps --- the embryo of a virtual democracy can form, but also to drag people out of their spoon-fed adherence on the Conventional Wisdom of the day. If nobody is listening to you, it feels like it doesn't really matter if you form your own opinion or just parrot back what you heard on Crossfire. But once you've got a platform --- the feeling that people are actually listening to what you have to say --- well, that makes you think.
And that's the whole idea.
First, Kelly:
The proper response to [complaints about security measures violating civil liberties] is: Yes, it is true, this action will indeed hurt or at least insult some innocent people, and we are sorry about that. And this action does represent an infringement of the rights and liberties enjoyed not just by Americans but by visitors to America, and we are sorry about that, too. But we must do everything we can to curtail the ability of the enemy to attack us. This is necessary.
And VP:
Readers here know that VP is as hawkish as they come. But Kelly frightens me a bit. Read him and report back.
Read and reporting as ordered, sir.
I think I know what the problem is here, and why VP is troubled by Kelly, despite being a rather pragmatic fellow himself. Kelly's central point is that in wartime, we may not, as citizens (or even simple residents) of the United States retain the exact same rights and privleges as we have in peacetime, and that this is a rational and necessary response to realize the greater good of defending the safety and survival of our country. To which most normal folks would reply: "Well, duh!."
But that's not the troubling part of Kelly's piece. The troubling part is that he takes aim at those who are raising concerns about the impact new security measures will have on civil liberties; in effect, the tone of his piece suggests that he thinks they should sit down and shut up.
And this is exactly, 100% wrong. It is precisely because we have people such as those Kelly bashes to raise objections to new policies --- and have a society and legal framework that ensures the right to such debate --- that we can safely consider rational tradeoffs between liberty and security.
Reader MarkD on VP's comment board points out that "Fingerprinting aliens is not the first step on a slippery slope to the American Secret Police knocking on your door just because you said mean things about the government. There's a million breaking points where lines can and will be drawn. This is a democracy and the people will never stand for intrusions on that level." And MarkD is correct. But Kelly doesn't seem to want any review of these policies; in describing the dialogue (he calls it "ritual") between civil liberties activists and government officials pressing for further security measures, he asks alound, "Would it be too much to ask that we cut this out?"
Yes, Mr. Kelly, it would. For while I'll support your position that some restrictions on liberty may --- may be necessary, I will absolutely not support the idea that such restrictions should be put in place without any public feedback or review. Many of the concerns raised may not be valid --- they may be stupid, foolish, and irrational. But some won't be. And in the dialogue between cop and civil liberties lawyer; between spy and protester; in that heat of discussion and opinion flowing back and forth, we will find the truth. The policies that are truly necessary and just will stand --- and those that aren't will get shouted down.
That is why we call this a democracy, and why it is worth defending, remember?
PS - Stephen has now exceeded his quota of interesting pieces for the next day or so. No more links for you, VP!
Tuesday, June 11, 2002
To my surprise, I received far fewer questions about my nom de plume than I had expected when I started TTLB. However, they are starting to pile up. And so, while I've answered some queries privately, it is time, I think, to publicly address some of the common questions. So here goes.
Is N.Z. Bear your real name?
No. It is indeed an alias.
Why the alias, coward? Are you chicken ?
Well, yes and no. I don't particularly care if I potentially endanger myself by pissing off wackos. (And if I am not pissing off any wackos, I'm not accomplishing my goals for the site). However, I do have family, and they have the same name as I do. And so I'm uncomfortable with the possibility that, remote as it may be, some wacko might decide to show up on my doorstep and harass my fiancee or any other person I hold dear. And so, an alias.
Will you ever consider dropping the alias?
Yes, almost certainly. I think about it pretty frequently. (When I got the Salon piece published was certainly a big moment of decision... there was a heavy temptation to have it be my "true name" up in lights there). My conclusion, however, is that I can always "come out" later... but once "out", there ain't no going back. And so, for now, I remain a coward.
Does the N.Z. stand for New Zealand?
Probably the most common question. No, it does not. I've don't live there, and in fact have never been there, although I hear it is lovely. (I live in California, which those of you who have been paying close attention already knew).
So what does it stand for?
It's a private joke. And no, I'm not telling.
About the "Bear" part. Are you a large, hairy gay man?
Er, no. But thanks for asking. (I actually did receive this question -- asked very politely, I might add --- from a reader). Although I have now learned (also from said reader) that "bear" is a term some homosexual men of generally large build use to describe themselves, that would not be me.
If you have a N.Z. Bear name question that wasn't answered here, by all means, send it my way! I'll try to answer it --- or at least evade it in an entertaining fashion.
VodkaGuy, clearly befuddled by the unending dilemma of whether he wants to be Hef or Paul Wolfowitz when he grows up, misses the lead in his takedown this morning of accused "dirty-bomber" Jose Padilla.
VP cites Padilla's impressive rap sheet (Chicago gang member, assault, etc.) as evidence that al Qaeda will take anybody --- as opposed to our fine U.S. Marine Corps, who are of course looking simply for a few good men.
What VP forgets, however, is that to the Islamofascists, a disregard for human life, violent behavior, and a general lack of morality are assets. Viewed through that lens, Perdillo is imminently qualified.
By the way: let's drop the tag "dirty-bomber". There's a much better moniker to stick on Padilla and his ilk : wannabomber.
I think it summarizes both the facts of his (alleged) intentions, and also nicely captures the pathetic, cowardly loserdom inherent in a man --- or at least, a male human, not a man --- who would seek to kill innocents in such a manner.
It's a nice generic term, too, and can be applied with equal validity to the Palestinian murderers-to-be who are caught before they can carry out their attacks, and (with even greater enjoyment) to those who accidentally blow themselves up before they can harm any women and children...
Update: I goofed and got the wannabomber's name wrong. The error has now been corrected; thanks to Kevin at Flyover for pointing it out.
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I've taken down my handmade fire maps. I know this may disappoint some, but I am concerned that folks may start to rely on my information as "definitive" --- which it is not. In addition, I am fearful that even the official info coming out (which I based my maps on) is significantly behind the real fire, and I am worried about posting a map that is actually half-a-day out of date.
So: No more pretty pictures, sorry. But I will continue to post official info as I find it, as well as links to resources. Hope y'all understand.
Release Date: 06/11/02 Release Time 8:00 a.m.
DOUGLAS CONTY, CO -- Although the Hayman fire did not advance much overnight, conditions today are right for the fire to once again advance rapidly and unpredictably.
The Sheriff's Office is contacting Neighborhood Watch block captains to augment its emergency notification capability. Evacuation notices for affected neighborhoods have been loaded into the EPN emergency telephone notification system to allow for immediate notification of citizens in the event of an evacuation order.
While NO NEW EVACUATION ORDERS HAVE BEEN ISSUED, the sheriff's office is highly encouraging residents of all urban-wildland interface areas between Perry Park (on the south) and Roxborough Village (on the north) - to include Sedalia, Indian Creek Ranch, Oak Valley and surrounding areas -- to give serious consideration to the idea of leaving now. If the fire advances quickly toward a residential area, an emergency evacuation order may not allow enough time for people to leave in an orderly manner, especially given inevitable traffic congestion.
Residents are STRONGLY ENCOURAGED to pack up medications in their original containers, insurance and other important papers, a change of clothing, and any other items they need at this time.
The sheriff's office is establishing and will maintain checkpoints in the area to discourage non-residents from trying to get into the area. Consequently, residents should make sure they have identification with their current address with them at all times.
Residents should also be aware that if an evacuation is ordered, residents WILL NOT be allowed back into the affected areas until it is safe to do so. Please DO NOT WAIT for an evacuation order to be issued to make these critical preparations.
In particular, you'll find information in the blog about resources that fire fighters are in need of --- snack foods, water, minor first aid supplies, things like that. Check it out, and if you are in the area and can spare anything, help them out!
PS - And no, my father's not on the Hayman fire today (I think), so I'm not plugging this to get my Dad some chips!
As always: I'm doing what I can, but please, please, contact your local authorities for official information.
With the redesign, I may even be able to cover some non-fire stuff today without reducing the prominence of the Hayman info, so we'll see how that goes.
Monday, June 10, 2002
Disclaimers:
1) This is not an offical fire map, but rather is my own personal attempt to combine information I've found on the official fire sites and other media outlets into a single, readable map. If you believe you may be in danger, consult your local authorities (see below for phone #s).
2) The data I've based the map on is virtualy guaranteed to be many hours behind the actual fire. The fire services are not able to keep their data updated so quickly, so the "current" data is always stale. The map that was just posted to the web is most likely based on a survey of the fire that took place three, six, or even twelve hours before.
The fire continues to grow, obviously. The Colorado media are all over the story, and KUSA in particular seems to be staying on top of things (I got the evacuation data for my map from one on their page).
KUSA is now reporting the fire as the largest in Colorado history. Some additional updated stats:
Size: 77,000 acres (I would bet it is most likely 90,000 - 100,000 by now)
Personnel Assigned: 400 firefighters on scene, 2 Type 1 crews, 8 Type 2 crews (see my earlier posts for descriptions of Type 1 vs. Type 2 crews)
Equipment Assigned: Type 1 Helicopters, Type 3 Helicopters, Type 1 Air Attack, Type 1 Air Tankers, Lead Planes, 11 engines, water tenders and dozers
Structures Lost: (This is directly from the fire services:) "Several with potential for many more"
Evacuation Information:
Park County Sheriff 719-836-2494
Douglas County Sheriff at 303-660-7500.
The American Red Cross is assisting and may be reached at (719) 748-3911 or 748-8215.
Jefferson County - Elk Creek Elementary is now changed to Chatfield High School 7227 S. Simms cross Freemont, Littleton 303-982-3670
Teller County - Woodland Park High School, 151 N. Baldwin 719-331-3645
Douglas County - Sedalia Elementary School, 5449 Huxtable St. 303-814-4735
Park County - Lake George Elementary, Hwy 24 in Lake George 719-748-3911
Continued good luck to all, and stay safe...
-NZB
I'll be back later tonight and will try to do another fire update. Be safe everyone...

VodkaGuy put in a special request for a larger map showing the Colorado fires in context of the entire state with major roads & cities. So, never one to reject the VP, I've attempted to comply.
The first map shows the fires (Hayman, Coal Seam -- also known as Glenwood Springs, and a few others) in the context of Colorado as a whole, with major cities & roads marked.
The second map is a satellite image from yesterday which shows you the fires and their smoke plumes. I crudely annotated it with the major highways and cities of Colorado for context (placement of these was handdrawn in very approximate).
Note: Both of these maps are out-of-date; the most accurate map of the fire boundaries remains the one below in my previous post. (But keep in mind even that one is at least twelve hours out of date.)
I strongly urge anyone in the areas affected by these fires to stay closely tuned to your local media, and contact your local authorities if you are looking for official information on evacuation status.
Hope that helps VDude...
[Map removed; see most current map at top-left of page]
The fire has now "split" and has two forks, each heading northeastward.
The black and white line map comes direct from the fire teams. The color terrain map is a modified version of the first map I posted today, which I marked up (very roughly) with the new information on the fire's spread so that the fire's relationship to the surrounding area can still be shown.
[Map removed; see most current map at top-left of page]
We are now getting very close to the time when reports suggested India would launch a limited attack into Pakistan-controlled Kashmir, if the terrorist attacks being launched from that territory were not stopped.
Predictions:
- We will see another major terrorist attack against Indian targets very soon, most likely this week. These people don't want peace, and we've seen this game played out in Israel before: they will attack to ensure that there is no possibility of peace. I highly doubt Musharraf has the ability to stop the attacks entirely, even assuming he has the desire to do so.
- India will proceed with their attack, probably within the next two weeks, using the latest terrorist killings as the trigger.
- After that, I have no idea. As Suman points out, the threshold for useful prediction will get really short, really fast.
The fire is now being reported as follows as of 10am CDT:
Acres: 60,850 (up from 20,000 at last report)
Percent Contained: 5 % (down from 10%)
Teams Assigned: There are now two Type 1 teams assigned to the fire.
Air Equipment: 3 Type 1 helicopters, 2 Type 1 Air Attack, 4 Type 1 Air tankers, 2 lead planes, water tenders and dozers
Fire Behavior: Continues to be described as "extreme" and the fire is heading north / northeast
I'm finding mixed messages about the total # of personnel involved and the structures threatened; the 10am report indicates 220 personnel assigned, and only 20 residences threatened. I am inclined to believe the previous, more grim report, however --- but maybe I'm just a pessimist.
Finally, the following narrative description of the situation is being published:
The Great Basin Type 1 team is assigned and assumed operational management of this fire effective this morning at 6 AM. A second Type 1 team will be arriving sometime this morning and will be stationed in Castle Rock. This second team will focus efforts on the northern end of the Hayman fire, especially working with the Sheriff's offices in Douglas and Jefferson counties to coordinate evacuations. This wind driven fire, which was reported approximately 5 PM Saturday, grew very quickly due to the high wind conditions, high temperatures and low relative humidity's. Last night, crews worked to burn out portions of the line along Platte Springs, in efforts to secure the heel of the fire. Today a priority for crews is to continue working along the eastern perimeter, anchoring and flanking the fire. Along the northern end of the fire, the priority will be on any additional evacuations, should they become necessary. We continue to receive resources in support of firefighting efforts.
If you read this closely, I think what it says is that on the northern end of the fire --- the front of the fire --- the teams are essentially focused on getting people the hell out of the way of this thing. I'm not sure they can do much to contain or stop it, at least until they get a break from the weather.
- The map to the right shows the fire shaded in red. Populated areas are shaded in purple. Although this data is from the past 24 hours, it is still most likely out-of-date; the fire has almost certainly grown since this map was created. (Note: I've removed this version of the map; see above for a more current map)
- This morning's report from the National Interagency Fire Center, which tracks all fire activity nationwide, describes the status of the Hayman fire as follows:
HAYMAN, Pike-San Isabel National Forest. A Type 1 Incident Management Team (Martin) has been ordered. This fire is burning six miles northwest of Lake George, CO in ponderosa pine and mixed conifer forest. High rates of spread to the north and east with extreme fire behavior were observed. Several camps, ranches, recreation areas and towns are being evacuated with 3,700 residences threatened. Twenty commercial structures and one outbuilding were lost.
A Type 1 team represents the highest level of escalation. Fires are generally managed by local resources, and then a regional team is called in if needed -- a Type 2 team. For the most serious fires, a Type 1 team is called in --- these are Federal fire management professionals. There are about twenty teams nationwide, and three active in Colorado currently. The Federal teams come with both experienced management resources to determine the most effective methods to attack and contain the fire, as well as personnel and equipment such as air tankers.
- The incident teams are reporting the following statistics about the fire:
269 people are currently dedicated to fighting the fire
3,700 homes are currently identified as threatened
The fire is estimated at 10% contained, which indicates it is essentially uncontrolled at this time
The fire behavior is being described as "extreme", and the rate of spread is estimated at 1-2 miles per hour. (Look again at the map and the scale to understand the significance of that number).
The following media resources are tracking the fire closely and have photos & video of the situation:
KUSA - NBC affiliate
KMGH - ABC affiliate, "The Denver Channel"
The Denver Post
The Colorado Springs Gazette
PS - In case you are wondering, none of the data I'm providing is "inside" info from my father; it is all coming from publicly available resources. However, I'm going to break a blogging rule-of-thumb and not provide URLs for the moment, as these resources are the same ones that the actual fire teams use. And on the unlikely event my traffic spikes today, I don't want to be responsible for hundreds of unanticipated hits bringing down those sites...
And best of luck to the teams fighting it. Stay safe, and remember that motto: we can replace houses. We can't replace firefighters.
Minimal Disclosure: I have a vested interest, here. My father is one of those who has been fighting this thing --- although hopefully, from the safety of the command post today, though I think he might rather be out in the field. Hang in there, Dad...
Sunday, June 09, 2002
Okay, time for some serious sociology. Or at least snarky media criticism, which often passes for serious sociology in our particular culture (well, mine, if you happen to not be reading this from the good ole' US of A ).
But first, let me unload my official position on aesthetics: when it comes to art, there are no right answers.
None. Zip. Zero. Nada. Bupkiss.
Art, by definition, is subjective. If it weren't, they'd call it science, and they'd have to peer-review TV Guide.
Stating that one particular musical composition is "better" than another is a complete absurdity. Same goes for television, theater, movies, painting, sculpture, and abstract compositions of religious icons composed solely of dung from endangered species found only in and around MOMA.
The only criteria commonly used to assess art that can be said to be objective is how many people like it. This is a painful realization. It means Britney Spears comes out ahead of Moby. It means that Independence Day is "better" than Vanilla Sky. It means that Friends is superior to Buffy.
I'm trying to point out unpleasant ideas here, if it isn't getting through.
But that's the way it is. So best not to worry about it. And therefore: best to approach any discussion of art with the idea that, unlike history, politics, and science --- there are no right answers. There's just the noise you're making in your argument, and the noise the other guy is making with his. And the question is: who can shout louder.
And so: On to the shouting.
I will put it simply: I do not understand Sex and the City.
Sopranos, I get. (I have issues with it, but I enjoy it, and I wouldn't for a second try to say it's not an extremely well done show --- and my qualms are subject for another post). Six Feet Under, I haven't seen. But Sex and the City, I have, and damnit, it drives me nuts.
So what's the problem? you ask. Don't watch it. Take your own advice, and sleep soundly knowing that there are no objective measures of culture.
Surely you can figure this part out.
Yup. You got it right. My fiancée. A lovely, intelligent woman, with a successful career in a male-dominated field, two degrees from a high-end university, and more smarts than you and I put together. She eats highly intelligent guys for lunch at work, and looks great doing it.
And I think she wants to be Carrie when she grows up.
And so, I am the proud (co-) owner of the first three seasons of Sex and the City on DVD. I know Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte far better than I had ever intended to. I know who Big is. I know who Aidan is. And I can hum that goddamn theme song jingle in my sleep.
How is SatC deeply, fundamentally and morally wrong? Let me count the ways:
1) Dialogue that makes The Phantom Menace look like Shakespeare. Are the Carrie-while-she's-writing-voiceovers supposed to be corny? Tell me they are some ironic, post-modern and self-referential in-joke and I'll be happy. But I just am filled with fear that they are not, and that they are meant to be Deeply Important Thoughts on Relationships. (shudder).
2) Fascination with bodily fluids that makes American Pie look like.... well, Shakespeare. (Sorry, low on analogies today). Hence: Chicks With Dick Jokes. (Hey, I just told that line to my mother on the phone and she laughed, so who the hell do you think you are to not be amused?). It's not that this stuff offends me; far from it. But there is a difference between not being offended, and being amused, and the gulf is a large one in this case. The ha-ha-we're-women-talking-about-semen thing got old around Season 1, Episode 2. Move on, ladies, move on.
3) Utterly predictable plots. Tell me true: in Season 3, was there anyone who for a second didn't think that Carrie would sleep with Big again and screw things up with Aidan? It's Gilligan's Island with relationships. The Skipper and the gang weren't ever gonna get off that patch of sand, and Carrie ain't never gonna have a peaceful, happy relationship. If they do, there ain't no show.
4) Kim Cattrall. I remember Mannequin, man. I was like 14, and she was the shit. What I wouldn't have done for that girl! And even in Star Trek VI, she was kinda hot as a Vulcan. But now? She's just scary.
One minor high point: Kyle MacLaughlan in Season 3 is delightfully creepy, in a Stepford Husband kind of way. I keep expecting him to say "My name is Trey, Charlotte. My name has become a killing word.". (Jeer within a cheer: So is Lynch only hiring lesbians these days, and MacLauglan has to actually look for real work?)
Anyway. You get the idea. And so, fearless TTLB readers, I lay down the gauntlet. I throw down my glove. I mix metaphors blatantly to taunt you into responding in some creative fashion to my feeble stab at media criticism:
Somebody, please, explain to me why Sex and the City is still on the air.
You know what to do.
PS - Since I'm bashing one program, I feel an obligation to lay my cards on the table and give others the opportunity to malign my taste. I think Buffy and Angel are fabulous. I think Babylon 5 was the best work of filmed science fiction ever, and one of the best end-to-end works of dramatic fiction to grace the screen, period. I think Vanilla Sky was amazing; I think The Usual Suspects was fabulous, and I even thought "V" was fun in an extremely campy kind of way. So take your best shots, punks.
Mickey had a brief entry this week on Coleen Rowley's testimony and the issue of which is more to blame for intelligence failures : the bureaucrats at the FBI, or the laws they must follow.
While I am taking to heart Mickey's own solemn admonishment to "Always trust content from kausfiles!" (like we didn't already?), I think the Mickster overplays his hand slightly on this one.
He starts out OK, pointing out (correctly) that there is more than just the problem of Those Damned Bureaucrats to deal with at the FBI in his reference to a piece by Stuart Taylor in the National Journal. His money quote, referring to the need under current law for a suspect to be a member of a terrorist group to merit full surveillance, is bang on as well: "So if it's just one guy who wants to blow up the Superbowl, we leave him alone!"
Flush with this nice turn of the phrase, though, Mickey slides over the line with his closer: "The problem is less dumb bureaucrats than dumb law."
Well, maybe. There are a whole heck of a lot of things that went wrong here, and I'm not convinced that we're in a position yet to point definitively to which factor was the most significant (although to be fair, Mickey's statement only explicitly compares two of them). But here's my list:
- A culture of caution at the FBI and other agencies where not screwing up was viewed as more important than catching the bad guys
- A particular fear of anything that resembled ethnic profiling (i.e., looking at Arabs taking flight lessons), particularly due to recent embarrassments in that area (i.e., Wen Ho Lee)
- Legal restrictions that set the bar for surveillance requests unreasonably high in a well-intentioned but misguided attempt to protect civil liberties
- Antiquated processes for analyzing incoming intelligence information which resulted in a failure to be able to add 2 and 2 and reach a number somewhere between 3 and 5.
To make matters more complex, these factors aren't independent, but all blend together and cause nasty little feedback loops with each other: if there was a culture more attuned to catching the bad guys than not rocking the boat, wouldn't somebody have bitched enough to get their analysis processes fixed long ago? And if there wasn't that culture of caution, couldn't a smart FBI lawyer have made a legitimate argument that the case Rowley complained about had met the standard of probable cause?
If that argument had been made and was rejected, then I'd put more credence in the idea that the problem is the law, not the bureaucrats. But the problem is that to my understanding, the folks submitting that request didn't even really try --- a token effort was made at best, and the request was torpedoed at worst. That suggests to me that the law may indeed be a major part of the problem -- but the bureaucrats are just as big a part.
That said, Mickey is absolutely right to keep hammering on his point o' the week: that those who just want to blame the bureaucrats are wrong. Blaming the bureaucrats is appropriate. But thinking that they are the only problem is the same kind of oversimplification that got us into this mess in the first place.
For anyone else trying this, the problem was that apparently having the default for my page set to open new browser windows for links was screwing it up (go figure). Since I've been thinking about resetting that to remain in the current window anyway, I just went for it.
So go vote, already!
Late, I know, but we had the opportunity to do so at one of the few digitial projection theatres, and so waited until we had the time to schlep over to it (it is not quite our local theatre).
So we saw it. And It Was Good.
I'm not quite sure how good yet --- it usually takes a few days for the buzz to wear off for movies like this. But it was definitely better than Episode I (by far), and I think compares reasonably with the first trilogy.
Mr. Lileks has some choice thoughts on the matter, and I'll add mine:
- Yoda kicks ass. Most folks knew that going in, but I'm here to tell you --- Obi Wan is cool. Anakin can deal it out. But Yoda --- Yoda will fuck you up.
- The dialogue wasn't as bad as I was expecting. Only one line really made me wince with the strong urge to hire Lucas an editor. And to my pleasant surprise, there actually are some wonderfully Han Soloesque one-liners thrown in here and there (an area in which Episode I was sorely lacking).
- Surprises. I hate movies where I know exactly what is going to happen from moment to moment. Lucas keeps things interesting, and while you certainly know that Anakin and Obi Wan aren't going to get killed by those beasties coming at them right now, the overall plot of the movie is nicely opaque. You genuinely have to think about who's actually on the right side. (Arguably, a little too opaque -- there's one aspect of how the clones get created that still has me scratching my head).
- Digital projection was pretty neat, but didn't totally blow me away. We had literally 2nd row seats, which turned out to be great. If there were any cracklies and scratches to be seen, we sure as heck would have seen them. There were zero, naturally. This was nice... but I will confess to being a little skeptical about how long its going to take to get theatre owners to convert, given that, as I understand it, the economics are pretty sketchy.
Anyway, all in all a darned good ride....and one that makes me really look forward to Episode III.
Hey. I think Lucas just regained my faith. Think of that!
Saturday, June 08, 2002
Check out Weblog Bookwatch . It's a fellow who has set up a routine to scan through weblogs (using weblogs.com for his source list) and track when various books are mentioned. So you can look at Snow Crash, for example, and see that TTLB mentioned it (which is how I found the site -- I got a referral from them).
Paul Bausch, the fellow who runs it, also has a blog with a few very nice photos of Yosemite that are making me jealous.
"From here it looks like the problem is that the people in charge of our security think pretty much exactly like Jeff Jarvis and Matthew Yglesias--which is to say, like a well-connected East Coast media maven and a smart Harvard undergrad. For people like them, or like Robert Mueller and George Tenet, someone like Coleen Rowley is and always will be the sort of person you ignore...Jarvis and Yglesias are good guys, but (wittingly or unwittingly, I can't quite tell) they're offering a window into exactly why we're where we are. "
Well said. I listened to a bit (only a bit) of her testimony and I was frankly charmed. She seemed like a very practical, down-to-earth professional who knew her job and was patiently trying to explain it to folks who didn't. And the Fargo accent works for me, unlike for Mr. Jarvis.
I haven't examined her full testimony, but the parts I did hear were pretty straightforward: notably, the section where she testified that the FBI's search engine only works on single words, so you can search on "aviation" but not on "aviation schools". I think there's quite a legitimate question to ask why it has taken this long for somebody to testify to Congress about that basic a failing, but you can't fault Ms. Rowley for that, and she seemed to do a fine job of it to me...
Friday, June 07, 2002
Think again.

Curiouser and curiouser, said Alice.
First liberals -- and now Christians. Seems like TTLB is becoming a haven for... well I don't know what, but certainly not what I thought it would be.
Dean, the nice fellow over at Heal Your Church Website, asked politely for a link, so I figured I'd oblige, as his page is (probably) unique and is at least out-of-the-ordinary for a non-practicing agnostic like me to be linking to. And I like to keep people guessing.
While I strongly suspect Dean and I might have some amusing and/or infuriating theological and philosophical debates were we to meet in person (said debates preferably to be served with a decent wine), I think I can endorse his --- dare I say holy? --- mission to bring good web design to Christian pages. If for no other reason, than at least from a clean-up-the-virtual-environment kinda perspective.
Hearkin unto his mission statement:
"Yes, I know most church sites are developed and maintained by volunteers. However, this doesn't mean they have to look or feel cheap, cheezy and/or down right stupid. This website is here to 'preach good design ... to correct, rebuke and encourage with great patience and careful instruction' on how to design church and para-church websites that are effective, fast-loading, informative, edifying and hopefully a bit fun. To do this will mean critiquing various sites in hopes of removing the splinters so we can view our sites in a new, more 'prophet-able' way."
Yeeech. I was with him until that prophet-able thing. Didn't Moses say anything about bad puns? Should be at least venal, IMHO.
Anyway, if you are looking to exorcise the demons of painfully bad design from your most holy pages, then head on over to Heal Your Church Website.
And while you're there, don't forget to put in a good word for the Bear. 'Cause, you know, Pascal had a pretty good point...
Suman's money quote:
"A sense of the dramatic plays very well in the subcontinental psyche. Furious and explosive exchanges across a relatively stagnant front-line provide for much drama, but make little tactical sense in this age of modern warfare. Keep in mind, however, that the goals of this war are very different from traditional wars of aggression and defense. It's not how much land the armies can grab, it's how well they can soothe the jingiosm of the people back home without crippling themselves in the process. "
Whether this little adventure stays the nice, tidy limited conflict that India has planned is another question entirely.
PS - Incidentally, if my implicit recommendation wasn't clear enough, here's an explicit one: you should be reading Sumit if you have any interest at all in the India-Pakistan mess. And if you don't have any interest in what may turn into a nuclear war, well then there's just no helping you.
Dan over at Lake Effect wrote in with some additional info on the item I posted yesterday regarding al Qaeda making contact with Islamist Kurds:
"The Ansar al-Islam connection was discussed in some detail as a small part of the Jeffrey Goldberg article on the gas attacks in Halabja, which is probably where the CSM guy is working from: [link]
This isn't really a *shocking* revelation, not if you've been keeping up with all the little nodes like Fred at Rantburg [link]. And frankly, just about every little "cell" of unemployed hookah-smokers has had *some* contact with *somebody* that you can parse as an al Qaeda connection.
This is really just another example of how they glom onto every little flowering of conflict, or each flowering gravitates toward the al Qaeda blob (see Tim Blair). And how Saddam will cynically ally with anyone in order to fuck with his enemies. As a casus belli it's pretty weak."
Well, I'm not suggesting it's cause to immediately freak out: I agree with Dan that it is not surprising that al Qaeda is attempting to slime their way into any possible conflict area. But the Kurds strike me as a particularly dangerous group to allow to fall into the Islamist orbit. They've been fighting for their own homeland for ages, and have already been screwed over by the United States at least once in recent memory (when they rose up against Saddam in the early 90's at end of the Gulf War, and got squashed, mistakenly assuming that we were actually going to help them).
Miraculously, though, my understanding is that the main groups of Iraqi Kurds still are pretty positive towards the United States (even if they will be somewhat more cautious trusting us the next time around). And so I think a group like Ansar al-Islam bears close scrutiny. If "Kurdistan" (i.e., Northern Iraq those pieces of Turkey, Iran & Syria that the Kurds claim) were to go Islamofascist (not likely, but certainly conceivable ), that would certainly give al Qaeda another very nice base of operations.
And I think we'd all agree that would, well, suck.
Thursday, June 06, 2002
So I guess I'm funny sometimes. Or at least I try. But "Comedies", you know; it's a bit limiting. I do try to do some serious stuff around here. (And btw, I'm working on a major new piece, kinda similar to Back in the Day, which hasn't got a funny word in it. Maybe you'll see it soon).
But I shouldn't whine unless I'm going to propose a solution (see, my management consulting background is good for something!). So let's see what we can do here. Martin likes to go with the whole movie-genre thing on his links, but I really don't think any of his existing ones fit. So let's brainstorm.
Rock Opera?
Nah. I'm not deaf dumb or blind, and I sure don't play a mean pinball.
Tear-Jerker ?
My blighted prose may make you cry, but I don't want to brag about it.
Western ?
I am in California, but that's probably beside the point.
Teen Sex Comedy ?
You must be thinking of someone else.
Now when I think about it, I've always thought the whole "fu" thing was kinda cool --- the moniker you hear flung around Ain't-It-Cool-News for martial arts flicks. You know, Kung Fu, which led to Wire Fu, which led to Matrix Fu. So why not ... you guessed it...
Pundit Fu!
I like it. So what do I do here, start a write-in campaign to badger Martin? That probably wouldn't be very nice. Is there a form to fill out? Some kind of test? Inquiring minds wanting to know and all that...
Peterson's most interesting information is that apparently there is a splinter group of Iraqi Kurds called Ansar al-Islam in northern Iraq who have adopted a militant Islamic position and have made contact with Al Queda. Even more interesting is that Peterson reports that this group is being funded and supported in part by Saddam himself, in an effort to counterbalance the main Kurdish opposion groups and generally destablize the north. Of the Islamic Movement of Kurdistan -- the group from which Ansar al-Islam evolved --- he said the following:
"I did speak to sources in Northern Iraq during my recent visit in which they described how Al Qaeda members had worked very hard to try and recruit some people from this organization and try and bring them onto there ideological wavelength. They apparently were successful in doing that. And also, I spoke to people too who described that there had been a lot of support for this group from Saddam Hussein in Baghdad: his purpose was to find any means possible to help destabilize the situation in Northern Iraq, and he felt that this was a worthwhile tool for that."
I unfortunately can't seem to locate any particular piece on the CSM website corresponding to this story, so you'll just have to listen to the RealAudio --- the discussion of the Kurds is at the very beginning of the interview. If anyone finds a link, send it to me.
They've annotated his quoted words with odd images, including this shot of Nazi swastikas.
Now I'm not in N.Z.Bear-The-Insult-Pundit mode today, so I'm going to remain polite here. But could someone please explain to me just how I'm supposed to interpret this charming little link? It's been a while since I've actually seen Godwin's Law in action --- most folks have smartened up that stuff like that only makes you look foolish. So surely there's some wise message buried in WBW's annotation that I'm just missing.... right....?
All opinions, as used in that sentence, are defined as:
1) My opinions
2) Opinions of people I think are intelligent or are at least old friends of mine
A slight revision on the Webster's standard definition of "all", I grant you, but I make the rules around here, as I think I've mentioned.
With that firmly established, I present to you an opinion that falls in Category #2, from someone who wishes to remain anonymous --- let's just call her L.
L, who is both intelligent and an old friend, put up with me during my high school days and that should at least earn her one free soapbox here at TTLB. She is, in addition, a card-caryin', tree-huggin', Democratic-votin' flaming-and-proud-of-it liberal. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Er, wait a minute, maybe there --- well, nevermind.
Anyway, L chastised me severely for the original Creative Dream Team posts, pointing out (accurately) that it was a fairly impressive list of Old White Guys. Why no chicks? (Ok, she didn't use the word "chicks"; I think she said "dames" or "broads"). All are welcome, I responded, but nobody nominated any. So I challenged her to throw her fave's into the fray.
Well, weeks passed, and I finally goaded her into providing a brief blurb, at least, for her nomination for a wise lady we should pay attention to: Molly Ivins. L writes as follows:
"Looking for left-leaning comments? Then, please, read the latest from Molly Ivins, one of the best and most straightforward commentators from the left/centrist political spectrum. Her latest article about the Administration's refusal to enact any reforms to diminish the effect of global warming are on target. At least the Bushies acknowledge that humans cause global warming."
Well, there you have it! Commence link following, or at least commence standard blogospheric conservative Ivins bashing. As always, comments that sufficiently amuse will get posted... but be nice! L's an old friend, as I said, and anyone caught being mean to her will anger the bear.
PS - With this, I think TTLB has now completed its ideological loop-de-loop round to the liberal side of the world. I better start linking to The Corner again quick before people start getting ideas...
-NZB
If you're interested in the latest census data that came out yesterday, but can't stomach slogging through a tedius Times or Post piece, go read Mickey's assessment today. He gives you the goods, and although it doesn't quite reach the time-saving level of a SeriesSkipperTM, it'll save you at least a few minutes of tedium.
I've received quite a few emails from folks suggesting lefty / liberal blogs that might be of interest. I have to confess that thus far, I've yet to find one that has struck me with complete clarity and brilliance that I feel comfortable annointing as The Chosen Leftie. But there sure is some interesting stuff out there, so rather than inflict my prejudices on you, I decided to at least do a roundup of everything I've received, and let readers browse as they wish. This list is pretty inclusive of what I received; I only dropped a few that I thought were really lame or were already popular enough to not need the attention. (And I'm not relisting those that I did full posts on; scroll down for those...)
I'm attempting to behave myself today, and maybe go 24 hours without insulting anybody, so I'm going to restrict my comments to honest-but-polite assessments. If you seek snarkiness, look not here.
The list:
Armed Liberal - Another liberal warblogger, and a good one at that. Check out his takedown of a fellow critical of the SFSU blogburst effort, in particular.
Eschaton Sometimes heavy on the insult-tactics, but also sometimes pretty darned sharp.
Charlie Stross - Cthulhu plush toys and links to squirrel fishing photos. Not sure about his politics, but how bad could it be? And he's a SF-writing Scot, so there's two extra points. (Hey Charlie, go ask MacLeod why he hasn't responded to my email, would ya? Thanks.)
Cogent Provocateur - Hmmm. Interesting, but here's a quote: "Terrorism is not a strategic threat to the US. It wasn't on September 10, it wasn't on September 11, and it isn't today. Terrorists can harass us, they hurt us, they can cost us lives and fortunes, but they can't knock us over or turn us around." Well, yes -- sort of. There is one low-probability scenario that could lead to the actual destruction of the U.S., and that's a well-executed bioterrorism attack, but in my view that's pretty unlikely. And barring that possibility, I can't see anything else the terrorists can throw at us that would lead to our "defeat" in any real sense of the word (no, not even a nuke attack). However, I'd quibble that just because they are highly unlikely to defeat us, that doesn't mean that they aren't a strategic threat. They can still do us great damage, and I think our "strategic interest" should clearly be defined to include preventing great damage, not just preventing total defeat. (Bottom line: blogged something I felt the urge to respond to, so that must be a good sign... see for yourself).
Demosthenes/Hegemon - Straightforward lefty commentary with a particular focus on refuting the CW of the libertarian/conservative blogosphere; insults light to nonexistent.
Dr. Menlo - Let's put it this way: three of the images prominently displayed on his page are of Edgar Allen Poe, Lenny Bruce, and an automatic weapon that looks to my untrained eyes to be an M-16. I have no idea what that means, but go see for yourself.
Ethel the Blog - Quotes Harlan on the top of his page, so how bad could it be? Also, much linkage and quotage from interesting sources: check out Umberto Eco on Ur-Fascism
The Hauser Report - I think this one is a bit better known, but it wasn't to me, so here it is. News media link & commentary from a "politically obsessed, self-righteous, fanatically liberal law student"
Jason Rylander - Sharp guy. And he points us to an absolute must-read essay by, of all people, E.B. White on New York City, which is simply chilling in its prophecy.
Public Nuisance - Pleasantly high intelligence/insults ratio (might even be dividing by zero, there). Most recent post is a critique of MWO-Watch, which makes it a weblog commentary on a weblog devoted to monitoring the activities of a weblog devoted to monitoring the activities of the mainstream media. It's a meta, meta world.
The Serenity- A lot of well-intentioned stuff here that I don't agree with, but zero on the obnoxious meter and high points for good intentions, so go judge for yourself.
The Stationmaster - I'll just stick with the self-assessment he emailed me: "I'm a revolutionary communist. Maoist even. That hard enough for you?" Yipes. Uh, yeah.
The Poor Man - Just damned funny. A must read for the chuckles, at the very least.
WarBloggerWatch - - I approve of the concept here, really I do (not that I suspect they care). I mean, it would be a bit hypocritical of the warblogger community to object to someone attempting to fact-check their asses, right? (That "their" should probably be "our", strictly speaking). As for the execution: well, a bit heavy on the insults and light on the well-reasoned analysis for my tastes, but they do hit some good points at times. Judge for yourself.
War Liberal - Smart stuff, but most folks know that. Almost didn't make the list because I don't think Mac qualifies as "small", but oh well.
Welcome to the Sideshow - - Intelligent stuff, even if she (he?) does say some slightly mean things about my fave Christopher Hitchens (not entirely undeserved things, for the record). Most notable page factoid: the three "resources" listed on the right navbar are the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the Bible.
Wisse Words - Gets points if for no other reason than drawing my attention to a Nation article on criminal charges being considered against a U.S. official in the 1973 Chilean coup -- demonstrating that sometimes, the left is indeed right.
This is a bit of an "evergreen" piece --- it seems like every year somebody does a story on how the Internet is changing China, but how the government is still cracking down on freedom of expression. But I mention it because it brought two questions to my mind:
1) Are there any bloggers in China? How about political ones?
2) If there are, would I be doing them a (potentially life-affecting) disservice if I actually did draw attention to them?
The second question is certainly not one I'm used to asking myself before linking to blogs... attention = life in the blogosphere, right? But in the light of China's attitudes, it is one that I and anybody else thinking of mentioning such blogs must consider, in good conscience. And it's not just China, of course: I'd love to hear from bloggers in other not-so-democratic states. (In particular, I would be very very interested in hearing from anybody in Iran --- even if you're not a blogger, and even if you just want to say 'hi' and don't want any public attention).
Anyway, given that line of thought, I guess we have a new policy here at TTLB: I only link to bloggers in totalitarian states by request only. And no, the EU doesn't count.

:: how jedi are you? ::
Wednesday, June 05, 2002
ORRIN JUDD seems to think that my article talking about the greater danger posed by neuroscience relative to cloning means that I have something in common with Francis Fukuyama. Well, at an appropriate level of abstraction, I do. We're both carbon-based bipeds.
it gets linked. Even if it's Glenn, and he really doesn't need it. Read the whole note; Glenn is proving yet again why he's top of the heap: the man can cram more intelligent prose into a minor rebuttal to someone else's foolish post than some essayists have in an entire collection of works. And I couldn't care less if that makes me sound like a suck-up; rest assured I'll be there to tweak Prof R's tail next time he slips up, too...
Seriously, what's gotten into them? I can't understand it; their actions are incomprehensible.
To put it clearly: how could it possibly be that I haven't said anything obnoxious enough to piss them off yet?
Clearly, I'll have to try harder... maybe that piece I was toying with on the Ellen Ripley solution to Saudi Arabia might work out after all...
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That's the only way to be sure."
-Ripley
Might as well go all the way. Has anybody else concluded that Andrew© has delegated his blogging responsibilities to one of those mysterious interns he allegedly has?
I know he's got the juice in him, but really: when was the last time you remember reading something really good on his page? (That he wrote, that is: quoting doesn't count). And the whole publish-once-a-day thing is just so... old media.
I might feel slightly bad for being mean to a guy who's obviously branching out and exploring new things and all (i.e., budding career as Shakespearean actor -- see below), but heck, he can take it, and besides, I'm on record as saying I think he's great when he wants to be. Come on, Andrew, show us the magic!
(Well, there goes my chances of ever getting a Sulliblast of linkage... ah well...)
The sound you just heard was that of the newest Prof on the block openin' a can of whoop-ass on the latest offhand Sullivan remark o' the day. Observe:
So I stopped by Andrew Sullivan's weblog this morning to see what's what, and was confronted with a short item which read, in its entirety:
SELF-PARODY WATCH: "Special Report: Zambian Copper," - a headline from this week's Economist.
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Why, I wondered, does Andrew Sullivan consider this--interesting and important--story to be a big joke?
But then I began to imagine what the inside of Andrew Sullivan's mind must be like..."What wonkish fools those writers and editors at the Economist are! Why are they writing about the failure of neoliberal development strategies in southern Africa when they could be writing about my career as a Shakespearean actor? "
Ouch! There's more; read the whole thing for the complete effect. But hey: I thought slamming Sully for one-line attempts at pithiness was my beat. Back to the bloated Federal bureaucracy with you, Prof D, before I have to swing up north to Moscow on the Bay and give you a little what-for !
PS - I know, Prof D has been around for a while, but he's new to me, and that's all that matters on this page.
White House questions Arafat's trustworthiness
In other news:
Pope May Be Catholic, Bush Concedes
Cheney: Yes, Bears Do Shit in the Woods
Update: Lair, in a private email, casually tossed off the following assessment which bears reprinting (with his kind permission):
"I suppose I'll just have to salute Arafat's impending demise with a shot of tequila. Just as the Palestinians celebrated the World Trade Center deaths with candy, then I will acknowledge that one evil man's death with giving treats to the cats and remembering all of the innocents on both sides lost to his bloody reign, and I shall pray for those who have yet to die for those tyrants who would take his place until those that would support them are either crushed by their own errors or made to see the light of reason."
Amen, brother.
In an earlier post today I referred to J. Bradford Delong's weblog, and indicated he was the author of a rather hilarious Corner spoof. This is flat out wrong: Delong was simply quoting / linking it and the true author is The Poor Man.
So now you have to go visit both of their sites.
Apologies for the error, and thanks to Jeff over at Protein Wisdom for pointing out my blunder.
I don't mind tweaking PC sensibilities for a good cause, but I'm not convinced the joke is actually all that funny.
Comments? Thoughts? Alternative taxonomies are most welcome --- you know where to send them.
Ok, I'm still examining J. Bradford DeLong's weblog to see if it gets the totally-un-sought-after, not-particularly-valuable, and overall generally dubious honor of being the TTLB Leftie Blog of the Week, but he definitely gets a link for his referral to The Poor Man's post The Cornier, in which TPM shows us what the conservative bloggers over at NRO are really thinking. A small sample:
SLATE - OF PHONEY TRAFFIC STATS![James W. Whitesides IV]
Slate claims to get 3 million different hits a year. Well, I'm certainly not one to begrudge another's success, but whoop-dee-doo-da! I mean, Slate just gives away all their content free! I mean, so do we, but Slate gives it away on a Microsoft site. If The Cornier was on Microsoft, we'd get like 3 million hits every single day! Probably half the people who go there are fat middle-aged housewives trying to go to MSN's Special Valentine's Day Soft-Focus Soap-Opera Porn Sex Quiz, but too drunk off of Arbor Mist lemon-lime Chardonney at four in the afternoon to hit the right link. And Mickey Kaus is gonna regret it when MS goes under and he lives in a box under a bridge. Maybe he can write his blogs on a cardboard sign he uses to panhandle traffic on the interstate! Try THAT information superhighway, sell-out! Not that I'm jealous at all. And not that there's any such thing as homelessness.
Beautiful. Surely someone must have linked to this gem before me, no?
Addendum: By the way, lest you think Prof. Delong is simply a goofball, he also provides quite a bit of serious political & economic analysis as well. Not suprising, since he was Deputy Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Economic Policy in the Clinton administration.
And everyone else. I'll repeat a few basic principles of the 'ecosystem' thing, just to keep them clear in everyone's mind:
1) When links are counted on your page, only the links you have to other bloggers on the list are counted. So you can have links to CNN, Yahoo, AOL, etc --- but none of those will count in your total, or have any effect on anybody else's total inbound links.
2) Conversely, your total number of inbound links only represents the links you are getting from other weblogs on the list. If there are twenty other blogs that have links to you, but none of them are on the list, you won't get 'credit' for them.
3) Keep in mind what others have observed, which is that strictly speaking, this is not the whole blogosphere by any means --- it would more precisely be called the ecosystem (and map) of the political blogosphere (and who knows, maybe only a small chunk of that). As I mentioned in the original post, I started with Glenn and Stephen's lists --- hardcore politicos both --- and worked out from there. So if your blog is a hardcore technical blog, don't be surprised when it doesn't rank that high on this list --- because right now, at least, there aren't many other techie blogs on the list to give you links that would be counted. You may have the most linked-to blog in the technoblogosphere, but that only helps if all the other techies get on the list as well.
There are several other interesting projects going on that are doing similar work to mine in 'mapping' the blogosphere; I'll do a post sometime today with a roundup --- there's definitely some cool stuff out there.
Anyway, getting back to the political vs. techie distinctions: I'm toying with another idea that may explore those "subworlds" of the blogosphere in a more interesting way, so there may be Part III of the ecosystem project up sometime this week.
But I really want to do some writing. Honest. Damnit, my left brain and right brain keep pulling me in different directions. Interesting geek project or meaningful prose? Please fate, don't make me choose!
Tuesday, June 04, 2002
I received the following from a certain fellow hanging upside down by his tail from a tree. I reprint it here utterly without permission:
Dear Mr. NZ Bear:
I recently came to your site via a link from Dr. Reynolds' Instapundit blog. I notice that in your ingenious list of blogological specimens, you completely ignore marsupials. I would like to recommend that you view Possumblog, one of the finest specimens of Didelphis virginiana currently blogging today.
Possumblog is well-written, insightful, thought-provoking, and is the only blog written with the use of a prehensile tail AND opposable hind toes.
Whereas most of the better known blogs concentrate on topics such as current events, political controversy, science, dogs, and sewing, (and often require the reader to be educated and literate) Possumblog takes a fresh and different approach, choosing to string long words together with no discernable reason or method. The effect is stunning and occasionally readable without the use of illegally obtained (and often dangerous) Schedule II narcotics.
On behalf of The Board of Regents, the Publisher's Consort, and the humble Staff of Possumblog, I wish to thank you for your time and consideration.
Yours truly,
Terry Oglesby
Possumblog
Well what are you waiting for, a formal invitation? Go check out the furry little critter's blog, already.
OK, since everyone got so excited about the first pass, I moved up my schedule for the update and have done another sweep through the list.
Updates / Improvements:
- Added about 40 blogs to the list
- Fixed the bug where links redirected to top-level pages instead of actual blog pages on non-blog-only sites
- Fixed a bug that, believe it or not, was causing Glenn to get undercounted (related to all his different addresses during his move)
- Added categories "Flappy Birds" and "Slithering Reptiles" so that the big ole' Microbe bucket wasn't too huge
What's Still Broke:
- The routine reads most pages just fine, however, a few pages are not being read correctly and hence their outbound links are not being included. Not sure why this is, but it may have something to do with setup to prevent spidering. Any suggestions are welcome, but this one is going to have to wait to be fixed for the moment.
What's Totally New
Since we have the Ecosystem list tracking who is getting the most (or least) inbound links, it seemed only natural to create a similar list which shows who is providing the most outbound links. I call it the Hall of Link Sluttage.
Not surprisingly, I am way way up near the top of this list --- since, duh, by creating these lists I've put a huge number of links on my page. I may have to take myself 'out of the running' for this category.
Finally: If you believe your site is being counted incorrectly, please feel free to drop me a line and let me know. Be as specific as possible about where you have links from other weblogs on the list that you don't think are being counted. (Remember: only links coming to your page from other weblogs on this list get counted, not any links that sites that are not on the list might have to your page.) The more precise you can be, the easier it will be for me to track down any issues that exist.
And finally: remember, kids. It's all in good fun. Don't take this all too seriously.
I dunno if my site (yglesias.blogspot.com) counts as "small" -- I'm a rodent by your calculations -- but I'm certainly a liberal (in a Matt Welch kind of way, not a Noam Chomsky kind of way)
Good, 'cause I did say no idiots.
...and if you want socialist I'll write a post about my nutty scheme to have the government own all the land and grant it out on the basis of long term leases to real estate developers -- the revenue could be used to costly social programs -- hooray!
Dude, rock on! I dare ya! Coming out for public ownership of capital and big government meddling in social policies in one post will definitely get you on the flaming liberal list...
I've been meaning to do a Christopher Hitchens post, 'specially since he got a bunch of bloglinks for one of his recent Nation columns.
Hitchens, in my view, is one of the most interesting and intelligent journalists / thinkers we have around today. I don't always agree with him (but frequently do), but he's always worth reading. His strong and consistent admonishments that it is the responsibility of every person to hold their own beliefs, and form their own judgments, rather than following the herd of conventional wisdom, were in fact part of my inspiration to join the blogging crowd and lend my voice to the din.
Anyway, praising Hitchens is easy, and practically everybody does it. But what I wanted to pass on are a few links that show that there is something equally enjoyable and enlightening as reading Hitchens: listening to him.
Hitchens is a phenomenal public speaker, and damn, he's got the hardcore Oxford accent to make everything he says sound brilliant, too. So here is my little version of a "Hitchens audio primer". There's quite a bunch of audio interviews and / or lectures with Hitchens out there on the net, but here's a few of my favorites to start with (many of these can be found at the unofficial Hitchens home page as well, or at this page devoted to Hitchens audio. ).
A good general interview with Hitchens (in two parts) by Danny Postel can be found here and here. In particular, Hitchens discusses his dim view of Mother Theresa, thoroughly debunking the conventional picture or her as a great friend of the poor.
Hitchens main claim-to-fame in recent years is his relentless attacks on Henry Kissinger, who he believes has both committed war crimes and violated the laws of the United States. I just found an entire page devoted to The Trial Of Henry Kissinger , so you can choose your own interview there, or start with this interview if you want my choice. Hitchens makes a convincing case indeed.
And finally, Hitchens has been one of the most outspoken critics of the left's dismal reaction to the war; a longtime socialist and frequent critic of U.S. foreign policy himself, he nonetheless completely condemns the onslaught of "Islamic fascism" and is a strong (but not uncritical) supporter of war in Afghanistan and against terror more generally. For a primer on his view on the war and the left's reaction, check out his address at the University of Chicago, "Is Bush's War Our War?" (where he affectionately addresses his audience as "the beaten rabble that constitutes the remnant of the American left")
Check him out, and judge for yourself. Because I assure you Hitchens wouldn't want you taking my --- or anybody's --- word for it.
OK, I'm doing my little lesser-known-blogroll scan, and running across quite a few good neocon / libertarian blogs.
But what about the left? I have an urge to link to some good liberal thoughts. (Anybody reading this page consistently will probably recognize that I might well disagree with said thoughts, but that's what open debate is all about).
Requirements:
- Must be a 'small' or 'new' blog. A squishy requirement to be defined by me as I see fit, but let's put it this way: TAPPED need not apply.
- Must be a self-professed liberal or lefty. Libertarian doesn't count. Bonus points if you actually claim to be a socialist.
- Well articulated, intelligent argument is key. As mentioned, I don't have to agree with you, but I do have to conclude that you're not an idiot.
Nominate yourself or someone else by dropping me an email. But fair warning: I don't promise to link to you, but I do promise to at least check out your page.
The European Union Wants to Tax You. Come on, it costs a lot of money to run a socialist dystopia.
Nice. The weblog is an extension of PopShot itself, which describes itself as:
"a indie/punk-rock music and culture magazine printed and distributed in Nashville, Tennessee. We differ from the majority of indie/punk magazines in our editorial perspective which is capitalist/individualist/libertarian. Our mission is to bring the ideas of limited government, personal freedom, and individual rights to young people, especially to our peers in the independent music community where these ideas are typically not covered."
Libertarian capitalist punks. Neal Stephenson, call your office! (And page Ken MacLeod while you're at it).
Sometimes, the obvious thing to do just slips by me unnoticed, and I have to go running after it to catch up.
I may not be an A-lister, but I have been getting a heck of a lot of traffic recently. And so I do have the ability to take my own advice, and direct a little attention on the lesser-known spots of the blogosphere.
So, my blogrolling scan this morning will be from the bottom up. Today's links shall be devoted to the microbes of the Blogosphere. Sorry Glenn, Andrew; Stephen --- you boys all got enough linkin' lovin' coming your way; it's time to shed some light on the little guys.
And where better to start than at the absolute bottom of the food chain? Nanodot is a specialty blog devoted to -- what else -- nanotech. I haven't paid nearly enough attention to nanotech in recent years, other than to note that practical uses of the technology seem to become more and more likely every year. I'll definitely be returning to Nanodot to dive deep and refresh my science-fiction addled mind with the latest realworld developments...
"Da Bear has a new system for rating bloggers, something to do with links. And when I saw it, the first thing that hit me was guilt (I needed to update my links page), then ego (hey! I want to be a mortal human!). But now I've thought it over, and Bear, you're doing it backwards. We should be promoting the less-linked blogs, not the most-linked blogs. The big guys should be on the bottom, and the little guys on the top. That's partly why on my links page, Instapundit, Lileks, Den Beste, and a few others are at the bottom of the page. They don't need the link-love. But people like Da Bear and File13 do."
Meryl has a great point (leaving aside the nice compliment she tosses my way). But I would turn it on its head. The list can be used for exactly the purpose she proposes: to help promote the lesser known bloggers. The list on my page itself won't, because even if I flip it upside down a new blog being listed in the the sea of "microbes" isn't going to get them much attention.
But I do hope that the more widely read bloggers will scan the bottom of the list, and see "Oh! Blogger X is doing great stuff, but isn't getting any links. I should remember to link to him more often." Or, as Meryl alludes to: it can serve as a reminder to update your permalinks to those blogs you genuinely do think are great.
The list is meant to be a map of reality. But that doesn't mean reality has to be static: it can be also be used as a guide to which spots in the blogosphere aren't getting the attention they deserve. My hope is that it will be: because after all, the ego trip is fun for everybody, but a more noteworthy accomplishment would be improving what the blogosphere does best --- filter --- by encouraging folks to pay attention to their links, and ensure they truly represent their opinions on who and what is worth reading.
Monday, June 03, 2002
So am I a geek pretending to be a writer, or a writer pretending to be a geek?
You decide, fair readers, you decide...
PS - Anyone who emails me with zen meanderings about dreaming of being a butterfly will be thoroughly thwacked.
It is an actual Java applet, so it has some cool features, it appears, like being able to search for a particular blog. Check it out!
(PS: Found out about this one via a comment from Craig Schamp over on VodkaGuy's page).
Hmmm.... I just caused myself to get a lot of links by producing a list which showed how few links I was getting. Do I get the recursive metablogging medal of the day?
The Blogosphere Ecosystem Part II: A Pretty Picture
OK, I alluded to a Part II coming today, and sure enough, here it is.
The picture to the right is a smaller version of a map of the blogosphere that I've created based on the linkages which I previously analyzed to produce the ranked list. Click on the link above to see the full-sized version.
The map is a graphical representation of the relationships between weblogs in the Blogosphere; each weblog is represented by a node, with links between weblogs shown as lines. The size of a node roughly corresponds to how connected it is to the other nodes in the blogosphere.
It also uses the same data set that was used to produce the Blogosphere Ecosystem list. The full list of tools to perform all this magic is as follows:
WinHTTrack Website Copier
Spadix Software's Extract Link
Microsoft Excel
Pajek, a program for large network analysis & graphing from Vladimir Batagelj and Andrej Mrvar at the University of Ljubljana.
I may keep playing around to see if I can generate an even-more readable version of the graph; there's lots of fun options to tweak in the Pajek drawing program (Pajek, by the way, is the Slovene word for "spider". So don't go saying you never learn anything from reading my page, eh?)
Also: I'm a bit bandwidth-constrained right now, so even the big version of the map is very compressed. If anybody with a lot of bandwidth to burn wants to volunteer a spot to stick a higher-quality version, let me know, and I'll send it to you.
Enjoy...
2 hoosierreview.com
2 nielsenhayden.com
2 uncommon-sense.blogspot.com
1 gostats.com
1 instapundit.com.
1 maxpower.blogspot.com
1 mmjp.or.jp
1 mybookmarks.com
1 salonmag.com
1 webmail.bellsouth.net
1 whitehouse.gov
"mmjp.or.jp", it turns out, takes me to the Shonen Knife Home Page. And whitehouse.gov, well, that's kind of self-explanatory.
Not suprisingly, neither of these pages seem to actually have a link to me... but got me interested there for a sec...
BTW: Am I just an idiot, or is there no actual explanation or key to the graphics you see on DayPop? Somebody enlighten me, please: I'm still trying to figure out exactly what the symbols all mean...
Worry no more, at least if you are in the Diocese of Los Angeles. 'Cause they've hired a high-priced public relations firm.
This is a bit of a fish, barrel, gun story in terms of the opportunity it presents for bashing on the Church. But I'm going to attempt to restrain myself and step back a bit. Is there a legitimate case to be made that the Church does actually need such advice?
I think the case could be made if you believe that the Church is doing the right things, and is simply getting pilloried in the press unfairly. Picture a scenario where the Church genuinely is doing all the right things, is helping people in all different ways, but is being attacked by the press, just because the press corps is a bunch of meanies. Would it make sense for them to get advice on how to improve their image then, so that they can regain their popularity and continue to help more people? Probably.
So I don't think it is fair to dismiss totally out of hand this kind of a move --- although I do view it with grave suspicion. It comes down to exactly how you view the actions that they are taking to address the crisis itself. If you feel they're doing all the right things now and are still getting bashed by the media, then a step like this might make sense.
But if they really aren't addressing the core issues and are taking this action instead of true reform: then, there's just no excuse for it. And I'd say go ahead and pull the trigger on that little fishy in the barrel.
Footnote: I originally heard this story on NPR yesterday in the early evening. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to find it on their website. If I do I'll add a link; perhaps they just haven't archived it yet.
Sunday, June 02, 2002
Well, everybody else has a "blogroll", a "recommended" list, or some other such assemblage of links which guide their fair readers to other interesting spots around the blogosphere. Now I've joined the fun, and have created my Blogosphere Ecosystem list. (It's on the left nav bar if you hadn't noticed. Scroll down a bit).
I concluded I didn't want to just put folks up alphabetically, but I also didn't want to deal with the headaches of keeping track of who's said nice things about me lately (thereby guaranteeing high placement) and who's been pissing me off (whoops, was that link broken? My bad).
Therefore, I decided to try to develop a way to measure, somewhat more objectively, where the most "interesting" spots in the blogosphere were. One measure of doing this would be to capture who is being linked to by other bloggers the most. Easier said than done --- but not impossible, as it turns out.
So, after a few days of screwing around with lots of different tools, I found a way to do it. The methodology, in a nutshell, is this: I started with a fairly large list of about 175 blogs; mostly, I stole from Instapundit and Vodkapundit's lists, since they are pretty comprehensive, especially when taken together. Then, I built a process to do the following:
- Download the front page of each blog to my local machine
- Scan through each page and extract every link (URL) found in the HTML of the page
- For each of the original list of blogs, scan through the total link list and count how many links go to that blog
- Sort the list of blogs in descending order of their number of inbound links, and include the number in parentheses next to the blog link
There's a bunch of gadgets involved to do all this, and way too much manual effort (at the moment). When I finish Part II of this little project (which will be even cooler, if I get it to work right), I'll elaborate more on the process and tools used.
But for now, there it is. To further clarify, here's a FAQ list:
I assume the list is absolutely perfect and has no errors in it, right?
Wrong. I'm pretty confident it is reasonably close, otherwise I wouldn't be posting it. But I'm still working the bugs out, so some blogs might show up higher or lower than they would in a "perfect" list. If you see yours (or any other) looking way off, drop me a line and let me know. I'm officially classing this list / process as "beta" for the time being.
About this number of links thing. So are you like obsessed with finding out who is "the best" blogger ?
Nope. There's tons of different ways to define "best" or "success" in the blogosphere. Some might say having lots of folks link to you is one of them, but there are plenty of others (and if you're gauging your own blog's success by any measure other than how much enjoyment it gives you, well, that way lies madness). I think it is interesting to measure links because it certainly shows what other people in the blogosphere think is interesting at a certain time, but I don't think it necessarily tells us much about "best".
Hey, I clicked on one of those links and it took me to the site's home page, not the blog on that site. What gives?
That would be one of the little bugs that needs to get ironed out. Think of it as a feature for the moment. (The links work perfect for sites whose top-level page is the blog --- i.e., anything hosted at blogspot, plus lots of others --- but for the few blogs that are sitting on larger sites, you'll get taken to the main page, not the blog).
So are you pounding the heck out of everybody's blogs by spidering and screwing up their tracking statistics?
Nope. Finding a method which would involve the absolute minimum possible load hitting folks' pages was a key goal. Every blog on the list is hit exactly once each time the process is run, to download the front page to my local machine. All other processing then occurs on the local copy. (And if anyone truly objects to that, feel free to drop me an email and I'll take your blog off the list).
Does the process count all links between weblogs?
No. It only counts links that appear on the front page; so links that are older and are on your archive pages (or on any other pages of your site) won't be included.
My blog isn't on the list, and it's way cooler than the ones that are. How do I get added?
Send me an email. I make no promises as to how fast you'll get added, but I'll try to have a reasonably short turnaround. Figure I'll probably do an update batch once a week.
Are you going to update the list periodically, or was this a one-shot deal?
I'd like to update it at least weekly, to take the "pulse of the blogosphere", so to speak. But we shall see. I've automated much of the processing so that hopefully it won't be too painful, but it's still got some manual work involved each time I run it, and adding blogs to the list is purely manual.
Anyway, hope folks find it interesting / entertaining, so enjoy...
PS - And in case anybody plans on getting their knickers in a twist about being called a "lowly insect" or one of the other, shall we say, "lesser" categories --- look close and check out where I am at....
Saturday, June 01, 2002
Well, Ms. Lithwick's off in Israel, Prof. Volokh begged off, and Prof. Reynolds is way too busy discussing teen nookie and the arcana of web site tracking metrics (although not, I should point out, simultaneously). So they all get incompletes.
Fear not, however, for we have a TTLB reader and a fellow blogger have both provided their analysis of the decision.
Mark Shawhan dropped me an email with an excellent summary of the decision, the key points of which I'll share with you here. Mark caveats his analysis with the statement that he is "neither a law student nor a law professor": so noted, but his analysis looks good to me.
Mark begins with the necessary background and summary of the case:
The 11th Amendment states that the federal "judicial power" does not extend to suits by private citizens against states not their own (in other words, states have immunity against such suits). At some point in the recent past, a company called South Carolina Maritime Services was denied berthing space and certain other services for their liners by the state of SC, because those liners were being used as floating casinos. They filed a complaint with the Federal Maritime Commission, asking the commission to enjoin SC from their denial of services to SCMS.
The FMC referred the complaint, as per usual practice, to an administrative law judge, who found that SC enjoyed sovereign immunity from such complaints under the 11th Amendment. the FMC disagreed, reversed the administrative law judge, and found for SCMS. Their reasoning was that the 11th Amendment dealt with judicial tribunals (hence "judicial power"), rather than proceedings of executive branch agencies like the FMC, so SC did not have immunity from the FMC. SC, obviously appealed, etc.
The Supreme Court, found that SC did indeed have immunity from the FMC. The majority opinion, written by Clarence Thomas, stated that while the 11th Amendment did not explicitly give states immunity from administrative proceedings (a literal textual reading says quite the opposite, in fact), the principle of sovereign immunity for the states, of which the 11th Amendment is an important pillar, requires immunity for SC from the FMC. Essentially, the argument is that the principle behind the 11th Amendment was that states should be immune from suit by private citizens. While administrative adjudication of complaints (ie, the FMC deciding the validity of the complaint of SCMS) did not exist at the time the 11th Amendment was ratified, the proceedings of administrative adjudication are closely similar to those of a court, and thus, while they are a function of the executive branch, should be treated as if they are also judicial proceedings. Thus, SC has immunity from the FMC.
OK, got it. So we're dealing with the 11th Amendment, here, and since it's only one sentence long, might as well reprint it so we're all on the same page:
The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another State, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State.
The majority decision is taking that sentence to mean, in a broad sense, that even though the action in question Federal Maritime Commission was technically executing "administrative proceeding" and not a lawsuit, the FMC isn't fooling anybody. It had the same effect as a lawsuit, and therefore should be treated as such.
Mark continues, and lays out the future effects of the decision:
There are a couple of implications to the decision. First, this greatly expands the power of the states at the expense of the federal government. Heretofore, as I understand it, there have been substantial numbers of actions against state governments taken by executive agencies of the federal government pursuant to private complaints; these are no longer possible. These agencies may still pursue proceedings against state governments on their own, but I would think this becomes more difficult without a private complaint to spur on action. In other words, the court just closed off a substantial avenue for private citizens seeking remedies against state governments.
The other significant element to this decision was the way in which it was reached. The 5-member majority found that the 11th Amendment's sovereign immunity extended to administrative proceedings, even though such an interpretation was not in the literal text. Basically, the court said that the 11th Amendment should be construed as to include proceedings substantially similar to the already-enumerated ones, because those proceedings did not exist at the time of the writing of the amendment.
Supporters of this decision would argue that they are looking to the intent of the writers of the amendment (to give states immunity from suit); opponents would say that this is precisely the broad construction of the Constitution going beyond the original text (or even opposite the original text) which members of the majority have in the past criticized as judicial activism. To summarize: in the past, this particular 5-justice majority has struck down federal legislation because justification for that legislation could not be found in the strict text of the Constitution; this decision limits federal powers because those powers were not constitutional, under a broad reading of the constitution. That's an important change (and shows an increased willingness to limit federal power vis a vis. the states).
So in the future, it's going to be a lot harder for the federal government to bring any kind of action against state governments. In particular, it seems, regulatory agencies (such as the FMC, EPA, FCC, FAA, and others) are the ones that have lost some power here. Whereas before they could hide behind a fig leaf that their actions were administrative, and not lawsuits, now the Supreme Court has taken away that defense.
Mark is also politely pointing out, I believe, that the majority seems to be switching sides of the strict/loose constructionist debate according to what happens to be convenient at the time; an observation I've heard echoed elsewhere.
Still not enough analysis for you? Then check out Howard Bashman's post at How Appealing, which he was kind enough to refer me to. Howard brings up the interesting point that this decision, given that it was 5-4, may be a factor in future Supreme Court nominations:
The Court's Eleventh Amendment jurisprudence is unusual in that the four more liberal Justices find themselves in the role of strict constructionists while the five-member majority expounds upon a theme that the majority freely admits transcends the Constitution's text. The four dissenters have gone on record in earlier dissents as ready to overrule the foundation of the Court's jurisprudence in this area should a fifth vote to do so ever become available. These cases thus involve a subject matter where a change in the Court's personnel could make a big difference.
My thanks to both Mark & Howard for their cogent explanations, and hopefully they will each point out any inaccuracies or distortions that I may have inadvertently introduced into the discussion here.
I mean, InstaGuy has got one. VodkaGuy has got one . This has got something to do with anti-bear discrimination, doesn't it? Admit it.
(If you're confused, look at the top-left of the page and follow the "Click here if you're interested in designing the new TTLB logo" link.)
But anyway, it's only been a few days, so I'm sure the lack of response is because all you graphically-inclined type folks have been slaving away feverishly since then, and are simply waiting until your designs are absolutely perfect before sending them to me.
Right?
Within the first 48 hours, India is expected to attack the Neelam Valley Road across the Kupwara sector in Indian-held Kashmir, says an Indian Air Force officer involved in the planning. The Indian Air Force will try to destroy an important bridge over the Jhelum River which connects Pakistan with Pakistan Occupied Kashmir. But "Indian action will attract heavy Pakistani punishment," says General Mehta (an Indian military analyst).
What, no timetable? Well, actually, there is:
Indian military sources say India has secretly told the US and Britain that it will wait two weeks to see if international diplomatic pressure halts infiltration of Islamic militants into Indian territory. "This could be easily verified by monitoring [radio and telephone] intercepts," says Ret. Major Gen. Ashok Mehta, an Indian military analyst. If infiltration does not significantly drop, a senior Army official says India plans a 10-day assault in Kashmir. "It will be like Kargil [the 1999 war between India and Pakistan]," says Mr. Mehta. "The military action will be predominantly infantry led and intensively supported by the Air Force."
The running theory as to why the Indian government is letting this stuff leak is that they are trying to threaten Pakistan into clamping down on cross-border terrorism. Stephen Cohen of the Brookings institution is quoted in the CSM piece: "They are threatening to use force to compel another country to alter its behavior. In this case, their target is both Pakistan and the US, and they are compelling the US to put pressure on Musharraf to rein in cross-border terrorism."
This makes sense as an analysis of the Indian military's motivations. Does the policy itself make sense though? I'm more than a bit skeptical. Sounds a lot like a game of chicken where neither side is going to blink...
PS - I first learned of the CSM article on KCRW radio's To the Point yesterday. Click here if you want to listen to RealAudio of an interview with one of the CSM's reporters about the piece.
"Piracy is the worst type of theft and is prohibited by Islam," (Sheikh Ibrahim) Atta Allah declared.
Well alrighty then. Mohammed wasn't big on swappin' warez and rippin' MP3s, I take it?
Clarification: The fatwa was from the clerics, not the BSA. As far as I know they do injunctions, not fatwas, which I guess are arguably far more dangerous...
Friday, May 31, 2002
Well, that's kinda cool. Thanks, all.
Update: Doh! Dropped to 20 on DayPop. Ah, success is fleeting...
As Nelson would say:
ha-HA!
This is especially delicious since apparently the entire starting line up of Senegal's team actually play professionally on French league teams. Which, I would assume, makes them --- let's say it together boys and girls --- immigrants.
(Hey, I've refrained from the obligatory blogospheric French-bashing up until now; a guy's allowed to have a little fun now and then.)
This will not stand! He may think he can run forensic rings around certain fools who shall not be named, but we shall see how he stacks up against a Real Bear! Have at you!
Actually, I think he was just being polite and not making assumptions. And good for him. Or, er, should that be "good for it"?
In my case, regardless, it's "he" Glenn, honest. Ask my fiancée; she's checked. And thanks muchly for the congrats....
(it's been linked to elsewhere, but it actually made me laugh out loud, so that's pretty much a gotta-link-to in my book).
Patio Pundit puts his finger on what's been bugging me about the new Slate-supercharged Kausfiles:
"...is it me or does it suck now? Not the kausfiles content, that's smoking. But it doesn't feel right. There's no archives, no link list. I understand that there are some tradeoffs "working for the man." But they don't even give Mickey that day tab thingamajiggy."
Yeah. Mickey's still cruisin', but he needs to smack those Microsoft weenies slinging the HTML upside the head. The layout is killin' us.
Is this where we're supposed to start a petition or something?
"Free Mickey's Prose! "
"What do we want?"
"PERMALINKS!"
"When do we want 'em?"
"NOW!"
Well, had my moment in the sun, now back to work. And unpleasant work it is this morning.
The Washington Times (found via The Corner) has a report today that goes beyond yesterday's CNN piece indicating that al Qaeda might have surface-to-air missiles that could be used against U.S. airliners and says that "new intelligence indicates that Islamic terrorists have smuggled shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles into the United States." (emphasis mine).
The CNN report, which I mentioned here, contained no indication that these weapons might already be in the country.
This is very, very not good. I'm going to keep thinking long and hard about what I would do, if I were Bush or Ashcroft or Ridge right now, to stop what I fear is going to be another terrible loss of life. I will confess to you that right now, I just don't have an answer. But please, if you've got an idea --- send it to me. This is not an idle intellectual exercise: this is for real, and as intelligent, informed citizens of this country we damn well better be doing our part to think creatively about how to stop these monsters --- because our diversity of mind and thought is our greatest strength. Let's not squander it.
Update: VodkaGuy has a more reasoned assessment of the threat over at his place. He points out that modern airliners are pretty stable craft, and as such, might be able to withstand losing an engine to a SAM strike.
I'd like to believe that, but I question whether a SA-7 (which apparently is the type of missile most likely to be used) would outright destroy the wing of the plane, as well as the engine. Anybody with a better military background than VP and myself care to chime in here?
Update Again: VodkaGuy got back to me in email near instantaneously, and indicates that a SA-7 warhead is much too small to wreck the wing. This is good news.
Thursday, May 30, 2002
My piece "Back in the Day", which was previously posted here as a weblog entry, has been accepted for publication by Salon.com. You can now find it here, in all its actually-published-by-a-real-magazine glory. This is my first professional sale, and I have to admit to being a bit dazed by the whole thing. (I'm not doing a very job of acting all blasé about this, I know. Oh well. )
A special thanks goes out to Meryl Yourish on this one --- not only is she, in fact, one of the people whom I spent those days with way-back-when, but it was her kind words about the piece that encouraged me to take the leap and send it off to Salon. Thanks, Meryl! (And for everyone reading this who is not Meryl, go visit her site, already! If you like my stuff, you'll like hers too.)
If you were already a TTLB reader: thanks to you as well; the high traffic stats are the other thing encouraging me to keep this up.
And if you are just coming here from Salon: Welcome! I hope you'll stay a while and enjoy my other work. You'll find an odd mix of serious essays (or at least, mini-essays) on my thoughts on politics and world events, humor (or at least, attempts at it), and links to random stuff I've found elsewhere. Check out the list on the left navigation bar for some of my (self-selected) "greatest hits", if you're wondering where to start (or heck, just start scrolling down.). The tone around here ranges from flat-out-silly to deadly serious, so I suppose that takes a little getting used to, but what can I say: I'm inconsistent, and enjoying it.
And please, be sure to follow the links you'll find in many of the pieces below to other fine webloggers' sites. There's a wealth of bloggy riches out there, just waiting for you! (If you're looking to get right to it, check this post for a nice list of other weblogs to start with). And if you're totally baffled by my use of the word "weblog" and just trying to understand what the heck I'm talking about, check out this article by John Hiler which discusses the relationship between "bloggers" (from weBLOG ) and professional journalists (it also has links around it to other pieces explaining other aspects of "the blogosphere").
Whether you're a new visitor or you've been here before, please feel free to drop me an email and let me know what you think --- I like feedback, and my popularity is nowhere near the level where getting mail from readers is an irritant. Just be sure to mention whether you are writing privately or for publication on the site, and if it is for publication, let me know whether you'd like your name to be attributed or withheld.
So in closing: thanks to the old readers, welcome to the new, and apologies to everyone for a post that reads way too much like I'm accepting the Oscar...
-N.Z. Bear
Well, looks like the military end of the war on terror already is:
"...the Tactical Web Page, (is) a secret, secure Web site being used in combat for the first time, through which American commanders at Bagram air base and in the United States can direct the fight in Afghanistan.
The system collects all information and communication in one place. Commanders confer in chat rooms and pass on orders; messages scroll across the screen, alerting developments from the field; maps show friendly and enemy positions. "
Cool. Not quite blogging, but close enough...
I find this deeply, deliriously cool.
I am, however, damned jealous. Although I can't claim to be a dyed-in-the-wool New Yorker, I did spend about five years there, and enjoyed it greatly. My fiancée’s family is still back in Manhattan, so we still visit every now and then. But we haven't been since September, and I miss it. (James Lileks' beautiful photos of the city did not help one bit, either!)
But for the record, if I still qualified, I'd be on the 6, right down at the Bleecker Street stop, where apparently you'll also find scott heiferman's fotolog: , lanemcfadden.net: , and nickdenton.org:.
Here's a big 'wassup' to my old 'hood !
I've been saying this was one of my biggest worries since last September. Glad to see it only took the FBI eight months to catch up.
The real problem is, I have no bloody clue how you defend against this kind of an attack on a commercial jet. I'm afraid the answer is, "you don't."
Damn. My money was on that hot little six-armed number from Alpha Centauri.
SecDef is also going to be giving a press briefing in about 30 minutes (9:30 am PDT), so you've got a few minutes to go grab some popcorn. I suspect he'll be in a grouchy mood --- mainly because, well, he's always in a grouchy mood, and besides, I hear India is miserable this time of year...
It’s official – we have lost the initiative in this war. And anyone who studies the subject knows that losing initiative is the surest way to losing everything.
Yeah. I'm afraid the guy with the martini is right.
“I invite all the believers to be united and to be ready for war to liberate your country from the foreign oppressors,” Gulbuddin Hekmatyar said in a handwritten letter circulated in Afghanistan and to some of his followers in Pakistan.
Hekmatyar, for those of you joining this movie in the middle, is yet another classic warlord type a la Dostum, only worse. Most of what I know about Afghan history I learned from Ahmed Rashid's excellent book Taliban (which I'm proud to say I discovered before it hit the bestseller lists, and which is still worth reading today, I assure you, as this story makes abundantly clear) and I seem to remember Hekmatyar being an all-around thug who switched sides pretty much any time it seemed convenient during the last twenty years of Afghan civil war and has spent the last few decades making a homicidal nuisance of himself, stirring up trouble wherever possible. He's about the only major warlord (left alive) that I know of that doesn't seem to have gotten pulled into the 'big tent' of the interim government --- which, given the level of unsavoriness of some of those who are there (back to Dostum again), gives you an idea just how helpful a chap Mr. Hekmatyar is.
MSNBC continues:
Hekmatyar has allies both in Iran and within Pakistan’s secret service, known as the InterServices Intelligence, or ISI.
“I personally think right now that he will receive more support from Iran than from Pakistan because the Americans are everywhere here right now,” [Hamid Gul, a former chief of Pakistan’s spy agency] said adding that Hekmatyar has sympathizers in Pakistani intelligence.
“There is certainly a lot for sympathy for him in ISI, but that doesn’t necessarily translate into material assistance,” he said. That assistance would likely come from Iran.
Hmmmm. Remember this ? Worried yet ?
Has it occurred to anyone else that the fact that the September 11th terrorists were trained at American flight schools actually has a bright side?
Sure, it was a massive intelligence failure; we've been through that discussion. But I find some comfort in the fact that to gain the skills and knowledge required to carry out their attacks, the Islamofacists had to come to America to do it.
Why is that good? Two reasons.
First, because it reinforces the point that has been made before: that this is a war between the modern civilization of the West and its allies, and an essentially medieval subculture that does not, within itself, contain anything resembling the scientific knowledge required to thrive in the modern world. And you don't have to be a serious scholar of history to know how that type of conflict always turns out.
Second, and more significantly, it means that the power to stop the next attack is most likely in our own hands. There are no al Qaeda scientists huddling somewhere coming up with a new weapon that we'll have to counter. The weapons that they have used --- and will continue to use --- are ours.
This means that the problem we face isn't analogous so much to a homeowner attempting to perfect his home security system with an alarm, private security guard, and watchdog --- it's analogous to that same homeowner simply ensuring he puts a padlock on his gun cabinet.
There will be future terrorist attacks; guaranteed. We will never be able to lock up the weapons of retail terror: small arms, light explosives, and the like. But the weapons of wholesale terror --- nuclear arms, bioterrorism agents, radioactive material --- these things are possible to 'lock up'. And that's where our focus needs to be.
I'm very optimistic that this can be done. I'm less optimistic that it will be done. Issues such as keeping Russia's nuclear materials safe are non-trivial to say the least, as the Annual Report to Congress on the Safety and Security of Russian Nuclear Facilities and Military Forces (from the office of the Director of Central Intelligence) shows. The report, released in February 2002, includes such reassuring statements as:
"Russian facilities housing weapons-usable nuclear material—uranium enriched to 20 percent or greater in uranium-235 or uranium-233 isotopes and any plutonium containing less than 80 percent of the isotope plutonium-238—typically receive low funding, lack trained security personnel, and do not have sufficient equipment for securely storing such material....In 1992, 1.5 kilograms of 90-percent-enriched weapons-grade uranium were stolen from the Luch Production Association... In 1994, 3.0 kilograms of 90-percent-enriched weapons-grade uranium were stolen in Moscow..."
(Minor bit of good news: it takes about 25 kilograms of weapons-grade uranium to build a bomb. Major bit of bad news: it takes a lot less to make a "dirty bomb" and spread nuclear material over a populated area [PDF].)
"In August 2001, an anonymous military officer claimed in a Russian television program interview that security was lax at 12th GUMO sites. The officer outlined a number of problems at the storage sites, including charges that there are personnel shortages and that alarms systems operate only 50 percent of the time. The officer speculated that a terrorist organization could seize a nuclear warhead...
Much like other parts of the military, the Strategic Rocket Forces and the 12th GUMO have also suffered from wage arrears as well as shortages of food and housing allowances. In 1997, the 12th GUMO closed a nuclear weapons storage site due to hunger strikes by the workers; in 1998, families of several nuclear units protested over wage and benefit arrears. According to Russian press, the MOD addressed most of the arrears by early 1999, and wages are now paid regularly. Even when paid, however, officers’ wages rarely exceed $70 a month and wives cannot earn a second income because the storage sites are usually located far from cities, according to the anonymous 12th GUMO officer.
Housing for 12th GUMO personnel is of poor quality or nonexistent. According to the Chief of Staff of the 12th GUMO, there are 9,500 homeless active duty and retired officers. The poor living conditions of the officers—who contend with lack of heating, leaky plumbing, and deteriorating buildings—have been reported by Russian press.
Yuck. Another point that the report makes is that basically, the Russians don't have the money to fund the improvements necessary to safeguard their weapons and fissionable material. It's all coming from us. (I had hoped to find a recent article or citation I could quote here with a status report on how much funding we are providing --- and if it is adequate --- but I've totally struck out on my research this morning. If anyone can give me a link or provide info, I'd appreciate it).
This is all rather grim. But to return to my original point: there is good news here. And that is the simple fact that our destiny is in our own hands. If we can do what must be done and lock up that gun cabinet, then the chances of wholesale terror drop immeasurably.
The game is our to lose. If there is another major terrorist attack, it will not be because the terrorists were brilliant. It will be because we were stupid.
"Local and al Qaeda footprints have been found" in every major strike against so-called soft Western targets in Pakistan this year, said a senior Pakistani security official. Officials have connected al Qaeda to the kidnapping and murder of American newspaper reporter Daniel Pearl in January, a grenade attack on a church in Islamabad on March 17 that left two Americans and three others dead, and a car bombing May 8 outside a hotel in this southern port city that killed 14 people, including 11 French technicians.
In addition, raids by Pakistani and U.S. security agents have uncovered evidence that extensive al Qaeda operations are being planned and carried out from inside this country, a key U.S. ally in the war against terrorism.
There's a shuttle launch today, and unusually, it's scheduled at a time rather convenient for viewing: 7:44 pm EDT this evening.
The weather looks like it might not cooperate, but assuming it holds out, here's some links of interest:
Main Space Shuttle page at NASA
- Basic information on the mission
Shuttle Countdown Status Page at NASA
- Cool page with a java applet showing the realtime countdown, with links to lots of detailed information on the launch procedure. Want to know exactly where the Hazardous Gas System Engineers sit in the control room? This page is for you.
Kennedy Space Center Video Feeds at NASA
- Nice page that has links to the actual RealVideo and Windows media streams from NASA (which presumably will broadcast the launch itself), but doubly neat in that it has a large gallery of still images, updated every minute or so (it's configurable, too!) taken from various NASA cameras.
Shuttle Mission STS -111 Special Report from Space.com
More info on the mission from Lou Dobbs' other gig.
Clear skies and the best of luck to the mission team...
Wednesday, May 29, 2002
To: The Blogosphere
From: N.Z. Bear
Subject: Intervention for Layne, Welch
A troubling development has come to our attention here at TTLB, as I'm sure it has to many of our fellow citizens of the Blogosphere. Two previously articulate, intelligent bloggers have developed a most disturbing ailment.
They have begun talking about sports.A lot.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste; particularly when it's wasted in such a clearly self-destructive manner. Observe, if you will, the following from Mr. Welch's log (quoting Mr. Layne, so we can indict both of them for this particular offense):
"LA came back with some fucking energy and balls. Double-teamed the shit out of Moby, bummed out the Turk, bummed out Webber & the Serb. Defense was mostly terrific. Kobe started doing that thing he does, Shaq made four crucial free throws in a row, Milosevic missed a crucial free throw with a minute left, and you saw the rest...Motherfucking Horry. Motherfucker."
I will give Mr. Layne the benefit of the doubt and grant him, for the moment, that the words involved in that convoluted mess of invective appeared to derive from what we commonly refer to as the English language. But the semantic content of the statement is an absolute mystery to me. He seems to be talking about a well-known electronica artist doing something nasty to Slobodon Milosovich, while avoiding hostilities with Istanbul, but I'm not entirely sure.
Another example: take this shining bit of prose from the previously articulate Mr. Layne:
"That guy who looks like Moby and that guy who looks like Webber, they were good.... .Memo to Phil: When Rick Fox is having a bad night, just get him out of there. Don't be shy about using Shaw and Hunter. That third-quarter strategy? It sucked the big ass tonight. Sometimes you gotta drop that Zen Yoda shit and respond, eh?
Phil? Hunter? Zen Yoda? I kinda grok the last part there, but I just can't comprende the rest of this gobbledygook.
Admittedly, I grant you, this appears to be primarily a problem with Mr. Layne, with Mr. Welch participating in somewhat of an "enabler" role. But I fear for both of them: truly, I do.
So I beg each and every one of you, citizens of the Blogosphere: lend Mr. Welch and Mr. Layne a hand in their time of need. Show them that there is a world inside their computer monitors that does not involve sweaty (heterosexual) men slapping each other on the ass and running swiftly back and forth, back and forth down a well-varnished parquet floor. The life of the mind is in here, in the blogosphere, where such mundane concerns as athletics, exercise, and maintaining a heart rate with a vague possibility of precluding a coronary before the age of 40 are irrelevant. Ideas are the thing!
We must rescue our errant sheep, and bring them back to the geeky flock. I beg of you all, have mercy on these poor lost souls, and show them the way back to true bloggerly happiness!
-NZB
Wondering what the hell she meant by "Still grinning. Like a Cheshire Cat" ?
Thinking that you're going to find the answer here?
Think again, friend, think again...but enjoy your stay anyway ...
The post is irksome not because I disagree with the Prof's argument, but because as usual, it's extremely well-reasoned, and damnit, I can't find away around it. And I really, really want to.
He argues that despite the strong urge to shoot down proposals to teach intelligent design in schools (the heart of the matter at hand), the arguments against doing so are tenuous:
Nor can one argue that intelligent design is unproven, but evolution is proven. Evolution has not been proven in any common sense of the term -- true, it's (to my limited knowledge) more or less consistent with the evidence, but intelligent design is consistent with the evidence, too. Intelligent design, in turn, is neither proven nor disproven; it may not even be disprovable, absent some quite remarkable and uncontrovertible divine revelation.
Professor V is making a rather irritating habit of coming up with intelligent, articulate arguments which logically lead places I don't want to go. I wonder if I asked him nicely if he would stop...
Update: I may not have the intellectual horsepower (well, at least after a long day of posting) to challenge the great Professor V, but Max Power rises to the occasion and lands a few body blows (in an extremely civilized, intelligent, non-Bennett-like kind of way). Not quite sure I'm convinced, but it's a fun fight to watch.
Question to the audience: Are we seeing here simply a difference in frame-of-reference? If I didn't know better, I'd say that the differences between Prof V and Max Power stem, in large part, from Prof V taking a viewpoint on the issue from the perspective of a strong legal framework, whereas Max is looking at it from the perspective of the common standards of scientific research. Both are intellectually honest and rigorous, but they can, I think, lead to different conclusions given the same set of facts.
Hmmm. I seem to be doing color commentary on a bloggerly debate. Now that's kind of odd...
Ok, I know, it's not like the existing logo (see top left) is old. It's more that it's not really a logo. In fact, it's just two pictures I inelegantly crammed together and slapped some text over. And one of these days Gateway might notice that I swiped the laptop picture from their product catalog, and then everything's going to go to hell.
So here's yet another chance to earn both my eternal gratitude and a free Truth Laid Bear coffee mug, should such a wonder ever come into existence . (But see, it won't come into existence unless I get a cool logo, so it's all connected).
TTLB Logo Search Frequently Asked Questions
What are you looking for?
Something very similar to the existing logo, but in an original drawing. I'd like to see the following characteristics:
- Should be a simple line drawing, preferably black-and-white or with minimal use of color
- Should be "logo-like", i.e., simple, elegant, etc.
- Should depict a polar bear peering at / hunched over the keyboard of either a computer or a typewriter
- The polar bear should preferably being wearing a fedora, and possibly wearing glasses. I'm going for the 1930's hack journalist look.
- The logo should contain the words "The Truth Laid Bear", and, if possible, have the slogan somewhere as well (although this is not a requirement): "A bear, the world, and the strong urge to hibernate". (Note: Both of these are really optional; I can always put "The Truth Laid Bear" right under the logo. You do the graphics, I'll worry about the words...)
What's in it for me?
I told you, a free coffee mug.
No, really. What's in it for me?
Well, I'll credit your drawing somewhere visible on the front page of the site, and include a permalink to your web page or email, if you like.
No money?
Who do you think I am, Kaus? You see a Boeing parked anywhere around here?
Will you promise to use my submission if I send it to you?
Absolutely not. If I don't like it, I ain't using it. So while I appreciate any efforts anyone puts in, if your feelings and/or ego is easily bruised by rejection, please don't send in a submission.
Does it have to be a polar bear? I've got this thing for brown bears...
It has to be a polar bear.
Black bear? Panda? I can really do great things with Koalas....
Polar bear, damnit.
Picky, aren't you?
Yup. Get over it.
I think your idea for the logo sucks. I have a much better idea. Can I send it to you?
Well, sure. It's not like I can really stop you. But I suggest running the concept by me first. See above re: picky.
How big should it be?
Definitely no bigger than the current logo; it's pretty huge. Preferably about 50% to 70% of the current logo's size. I aim for the site to be vaguely readable at monitor resolutions of 800x600, and to look good at 1024x768 or higher, and the new logo will go in the same spot the old one sits now (I like my site design, for the moment at least).
Does file size matter?
Size always matters, and don't believe anybody who tells you different. But in this case, small is beautiful. I'm paying for bandwidth (a little) and may pay for all of it eventually. So keep it small -- the current logo is like 30K or something and the new one definitely shouldn't need to be any bigger than that.
I'd love to help, but I have a question you didn't answer here. What do I do?
Ask me in email, and I shall respond. All will become clear.
I have the perfect logo for you and want to submit it. How do I do it?
Send it to me in e-mail as a GIF or JPEG.
Thanks to anyone who takes a shot, and I look forward to seeing what TTLB readers have to offer!
-NZB
In light of the incident at SFSU, I signed up with Joe Katzman's blog-burst effort today, and asked for a piece to respond to for my blog to support the effort. Joe stuck me with SFSU's Strategic Plan, in which SFSU "Envision(s) (the diversity of) Our Second Century" (at length). Clearly, I offended Joe in a previous life.
But I take the cards I'm dealt, and so, after reviewing SFSU's vision, I present you with a list of the things you can't do at SFSU (and the appropriate citations of their vision statement as to why), and three things that you apparently can do.
What You Can't Do At SFSU
1. Tell your girlfriend that her dress makes her look fat.
Why? ""Behaviors which are intolerant, insensitive, or discriminatory are deemed unacceptable." Not that I'd recommend trying that line anyway, of course. But I challenge any woman to tell me that such a comment is not "insensitive".
2. Completely cover your office walls with life-sized portraits of Celine Dion.
Why? "The "Principles of Conduct for a Multicultural University" shall be reaffirmed. Every unit office shall display a permanent poster copy of the principles..." Not sure what a 'unit office' is, exactly, but I'm glad I don't have one. I suppose you could make a small space for one and have Celine all around it though...
3. Start a film club devoted to the Austin Powers films for the sole reason that you think Dr. Evil is a strong role model for today's youth.
Why? "Faculty, staff, and students who have an opportunity to plan or influence extracurricular activities should do so with a goal of increasing student learning about diversity, since extracurricular activities provide important opportunities for students to learn about individual and group differences. From films and speakers to clubs and student residence halls, extra-curricular activities should be viewed as resources for such learning. " So if Dr. Evil doesn't have something to say about multiculturalism, he'll just have to "zip it!"
4. Tell your new dorm mate that you think she's an idiot because she's decided to worship the band Yes as gods, and thinks Jon Anderson speaks to her through a Holy Lava Lamp.
Why?"...religious, and other individual or group differences shall not be regarded as hindrances to success. Rather they shall be treated as positive opportunities for the enrichment of our educational resources and the quality of our campus life." So don't you go harshin' her mellow while she's communing with the ole' lava lamp.
5. Form a "Generation Y and Pissed About It" club for 18-25 year olds to protest the fact that your generation didn't get a cool moniker like "Baby Boomers," "Flower Children", or even "the Me Generation".
Why? "The University shall develop a general harassment policy and procedures that will address all forms of harassment including, but not limited to, gender, race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, religion, disability, and age. " So you can forget about telling that damned 35-year-old grad student who keeps showing up at your meetings and suggesting "Children of the Millennium" as the perfect name to shove off --- he's protected by the vision, baby.
But despair not! There's still a few entertaining things that you can do at SFSU.
What You Can Do at SFSU
1. Band together with a few of your friends and scream at fellow students to "Get out or we will kill you"
2. Put up posters around campus accusing an entire ethnic group of the murder and cannibalism of innocent infants.
3. Trap a group of your fellow students against a wall with a mob and chant for their deaths.
Anyway. My tongue is firmly in cheek, of course. But I think you get the point. If you're going to have a code like this --- and see my post below for my dim view of such codes --- you must enforce it consistently and firmly. And as I mentioned earlier, it sure sounds to me like some of actions which occurred went beyond hate speech and straight into good old criminal offenses.
I reserve my final judgment on the administration of SFSU (and the local authorities) --- I reserve it for now, but not for very long. Perhaps they will follow through with the positive (if tentative) steps they have taken so far. But they need to do so swiftly, for the damage is already being done. Leaving this kind of behavior go unpunished --- selectively enforcing their code of behavior based on political biases --- will eat away at the confidence of not just Jewish students at SFSU, but any thinking students at that fine institution that their college home is a place that is genuinely safe for them --- not to mention genuinely safe for rational thought and debate.
In particular, I would call on the University to release the videotape taken of the event (surely I can't be the first person to request this). It was of a public event in a public forum, so I suggest they not even bother with any attempts to claim "privacy of the students involved". Let their student body, faculty, and the world see the facts as they happened --- and then judge for themselves whether the University's response is adequate and appropriate.
Let us all hope that my optimism is not misplaced.
I haven't posted much on the incident at SFSU, mainly because other folks have done such an excellent job of covering it (notably Meryl Yourish and Joe Katzman).
But if you're not familiar with the story already --- or even better, want suggestions on actions you can take to influence the outcome of this incident --- you should definitely head over to Winds of Change. There, Joe Katzman has assembled a comprehensive list of bloggers who are focusing on the events at SFSU, and the aftermath.
For the record: I wasn't there, but I'm quite convinced by the reports of people I trust that the counter-protesters on the Palestinian side of the argument crossed the line from peaceful demonstration into intimidation and threats of violence. (And quite possibly, if I remember my law right, may have committed criminal offenses above and beyond any violation of University codes, given that the threat of physical attack is actually the "assault" part of "assault and battery".)
I take a fairly dim view of "hate speech" codes --- I tend to think that the existing laws barring threats of violence provide an adequate level of protection while not trampling on honest debate. But I agree with those (like Glenn, I believe) who hold that any campus that has them (as I believe SFSU does) has to apply them consistently. Selective enforcement of such codes is guaranteed to result in about the worst possible blend of censorship by authorities and intimidation by individuals that you can come up with.
Anyway, that's my $0.02. Now go check out Katzman's site.
Okay, this is a little sappy, but the urge just struck me to throw out a note of thanks. To who?
To you. Whoever you are.
TTLB is the work of one person; me. I do it for fun, and in fact I've only been doing it for less than two weeks. But in that time, I have been remarkably fortunate to have a great deal of traffic sent my way by the likes of my old friend Meryl as well as by blogger heavyweights Glenn Reynolds and Mickey Kaus. And to be as complete as possible: the links from mortal humans such as Prof. Volokh, Electrolite, Amish Tech Support, Eric Olson, Bubba, Patio Pundit, and yes, even Mr. Roboto have been great as well. And to all of these folks (well, almost all...) I am grateful.
I do keep an eye on my traffic logs, which can be a rather obsessive behavior at its worst. And seeing folks come in as referrals from all the places above is terrific. But you know what gives me, as Christopher Hitchens is fond of saying, "a little holiday in my heart" ?
When I see someone surf onto the site with no referral at all. 'Cause that means, some poor fool actually came here directly and wants to see what I've got to show them today.
And that's a great feeling. So: I thank you, invisible reader, wherever and whoever you are. I hope my work lives up to your expectations, and I hope you continue find it worth your valuable time and attention. For that is a precious coin, and one for which I shall strive to deliver full and fair value.
PS - And to the few people I've noticed who have actually bookmarked this site: wow, you people really have questionable taste...
Bear Assignment Desk (with apologies to Mickey)
Assigned To: Prof. Volokh, Prof. Reynolds, Ms. Lithwick
Assignment: Describe, in plain English that a simple bear can understand, exactly what the heck this ruling means, 'cause the Times story just isn't cutting it for me. It sounds important, but I'm not quite sure I get it. Exactly what kinds of cases are we likely to see (or rather, not see) now that this ruling has been handed down?
The Kolkata Libertarian points to an interesting scenario in which Pakistan could score a public relations (if not military) victory over India should true (non-nuclear) war break out.
Go read it. We should be paying more attention to this crisis, and TKL has got a front-row view.
Update: Whoops. I mistakenly implied that TKL currently resides in India; he doesn't: according to his bio, he's living "in Chicago making a living as a born-again software designer...[and is] awed by the rites of spring and fall". My bad.
Apparently, a Carnivore "run" looking for al Qaeda e-mails also picked up e-mails from non-targeted people, which is against the law. And the operator of the system got so flustered that he deleted the whole run, including the lawfully collected al Qaeda intercepts.
A ways back, the Justice Department was going to submit Carnivore to a fairly rigorous peer review by a panel of high-powered encryption and security gurus from the private & academic sectors. The conditions that were placed on the review, however, were rather restrictive, and eventually, the review went to a less-qualified group (see EPIC's site for their report).
I'm serious about this peer review kick folks. There was a time, not so long ago, when everybody who knew anything that mattered about security and encryption either worked at the NSA, or at IBM. But that time is gone, and the Feds need to get over it.
This is just funny. But when you screw up designing systems that matter, people end up dead. And it looks like that's what may have happened here.
Let me make my views on this general subject clear: I am not a total absolutist when it comes to privacy, electronic or otherwise. I believe now (and believed before September 11th) that there is a legitimate need for law enforcement to be able to intercept communications by individuals suspected of committing or intending to commit crimes.
What I object to is that our government continues to apply 1950s-era approaches to solving technical problems in 21st century. As with my comments on Amnesty yesterday: I agree with the objective; I just wish they'd do a better job.
One proposal that I find very intriguing is the idea of making Carnivore open-source. While this may seem absurd at first, it actually makes a great deal of sense when examined more closely.
Security experts Matt Blaze and Steve Bellovin testified to exactly that before Congress in July of 2000: you can find a summary of their testimony on Blaze's page . (Full disclosure: I've met and socialized with Blaze a few times, although not in several years: he's a friend-of-a-friend. You have been warned. )
At any rate, I think we're going to see a great deal more discussion in this area going forward. Because as we've learned in many other areas since September, the old approaches just aren't working any more --- if they ever were.
PS - Glenn also has some comments on this matter.
"They are products of a culture in which to tell a lie...creates no dissonance. They don't suffer from the problem of telling lies that exists in Judeo-Christian culture. Truth is seen as an irrelevant category. There is only that which serves your purpose and that which doesn't. They see themselves as emissaries of a national movement for whom everything is permissible. There is no such thing as 'the truth'."
This troubles me a bit. If Barak is referring to the culture of the PA itself, then I'm with him 100%. But he seems to be referring to Palestinian culture more generally.
To be clear: I'm willing to accept the possibility that Palestinian culture does have genuine defects, and that one of them may be a more tolerant view of deception. I do not suffer from the liberal disease of assuming that all cultures and religions are equal, and that none of them have any inherent flaws. But if you're going to fling out an accusation like this, I'd like to see some evidence or basis to back it up. (And no, the fact that Arafat is a liar does not prove the point: one man does not a culture make).
Anyway, this smacks to me of a statement that Sullivan has picked up on because it happens to agree nicely with his worldview (and for the record, at least with respect to the PA, it also syncs with mine). But that doesn't make it a valid argument.
And by the way: How exactly is Barak separating Palestinian culture from Judeo-Christian culture? Last time I checked, "Palestinians" included some Christians as well.
Anyone else with a firmer grounding in Palestinian or Arab culture care to chime in here? I'd welcome input from people who actually have knowledge in this area.
Finally: Yes, this is yet another post which criticizes Mr. Sullivan (at least a little bit), so I think I'd better put my cards on the table here. I actually like Sullivan, and enjoy his writing. He's got a sharp mind, and a good moral sense that does not reduce down to "everyone should do what I think is right". I think he's got a blind spot with respect to Bush, but nobody's perfect. And I also think he's been letting his weblog run on autopilot a bit lately, which I suspect is because he's devoting his energies to his stage performance in "Much Ado About Nothing" (and more power to him for it!) And finally: I've sent Sullivan an email each time I've commented on him in my weblog, which is my standard practice with anybody. Yes, I certainly wouldn't have minded a link; no, I didn't get one. But that's his right; no complaints here.
Got it? Good...
InstaGuy draws our attention to a speech by U.S. Senator Bill Frist in which he warns that HIV "is increasing the possibility of terrorism". The story is also commented on by SK Bubba at Yes, But...
There are two parts to Frists' (alleged) claims, and I'll take them in turn:
1) HIV is causing a massive collapse of the social, economic, and (eventually) political structures in Africa, and that will create a breeding ground for terrorism (my words, not his, but this is clearly Frists' argument).
This, I think, is irrefutable, and is something we absolutely must pay attention to. If the fact that millions of people are dying isn't enough to move us to action through sheer human decency, then perhaps the motivation of preventing future terrorism will. (No, I do not have a magic bullet suggestion on how to solve the problem; it's complicated. But doing nothing, which is essentially what we've been doing, is definitely not the answer).
2) HIV could be used as a biological weapon to commit bioterrorism attacks.
Here, the problem is, I'm not sure that this is actually what Frist said, or what he meant. Bubba thinks it is, responding: "he DOES seem to be suggesting, by lumping HIV in with anthrax and smallpox and plague, that HIV could be used as a biological weapon? This IS totally irresponsible. As an M.D., Frist should and does know better. How are the terrorists going to spread this agent -- by forcing us all to have unprotected sex with infected martyrs? "
If that's truly what Frist meant, I'm all with Bubba here. The problem is, the only basis for drawing that conclusion in the original article is this statement: "Frist drew a parallel between the tiny HIV virus and the equally minute biological agents - including anthrax, smallpox and the plague - that terrorists could use as weapons." Note that this is not a direct quote, so we're relying on the reporter's interpretation of what "drawing a parallel" means. I think it's a bit of an interpretive leap, without any clear quote from Frist, to say that he's suggesting HIV is going to be used as a weapon in the way Bubba describes.
What I think we can clearly conclude, though, is that he is at least suggesting that there are similarities between the problem of solving the HIV crisis, and the problem of combating bioterrorism. To me, that's a perfectly sensible argument, although as Bubba points out, Frist may well be drawing that comparison to gain public support for a major funding initiative he's promoting. But that doesn't necessarily make it an invalid comparison.
From my read of the UN briefing, it looks like one major problem area is Herat. This is not a big shock, since Herat is under the control of Abdul Rashid Dostum, who has always seemed to be a classic example of a stereotypical warlord thug (here's another link to an interview with Dostum. Hint: never trust anybody who with a military background who refers to themselves in the third person). I don't think he "gets" democracy, and I don't think he has any interest in learning.
Obviously, the Loya Jirga process is going to be extremely interesting. Not surprisingly, the press (at least, the U.S. press) seems to have totally forgotten that there's a country over in central Asia which still needs a real government, so I think we're going to have to rely on surfing the UN web site for a while...
Tuesday, May 28, 2002
Question to Prof. Volokh (or anyone else): Could any kind of an "improper use of name or likeness" argument be made here? I poked around the web site in question, and didn't see any requests for donations, which might have made that kind of attack easier. But surely some benefit is accruing to the fellow hosting this web site by using these women's photos.
Update: Professor V has swiftly responded to my query, and in a nutshell answers, "Nope". I actually should have known that, but it's been quite a few years since my Comm Law class...
As I understand it, Pakistan is essentially an Islamist state. Article 2 of its constitution ([here]) says "Islam shall be the State religion of Pakistan". Also, look at "The Objectives Resolution":
[here]
While Musharraf's coup suspended some of the Constitution, his "Provisional Constitutional Order No. 1" specifically exempts the Islamist parts of the Constitution from exemption: [see here]
Musharraf's not a secularist holding out against the fanatics; he's just a more pragmatic fanatic.
Mmmmm. You're not brightening my day here, Robert...
Update (Wednesday): Robert has a blog, here.
Well, NPR program On The Media has an interview with Michael Petruzzello, the poor bastard who led the campaign for the PR firm which drove the ads, Quorvis Communications. (What, he couldn't get the Marlboro gig?) He has a rather hard time of it explaining why nobody wants to run his ads.
Check it out . It's in RealAudio, but they will likely have a transcript up on their home page soon too. (You might have to advance through the show to the proper segment; the link doesn't seem to work as I expected... I believe it starts at 33:54)
PS - Yeah, yeah, NPR = Evil Liberal Media, I know. Get over it --- some of their programs are well worth listening to, and On The Media IMHO is one of 'em.
Not only did Glenn kindly cite my Amnesty post below, but he also pointed out a grammatical error (now corrected) in my 'graph beginning "But reading through their report..."
A gentleman and a scholar, that Reynolds...
Update: Sheesh. Meryl twists the knife by pointing out that I misspelled "grammatical" the first time around. No gentleman, she, but a scholar, perhaps...
And besides: I think this year, I'm just fine with devoting an extra day to showing appreciation towards our soldiers.
Unlike some of my esteemed colleagues in the blogosphere, I don't think Amnesty is wrong about everything. I tend to think of them in the same mental bucket as the ACLU: each group represents an extreme viewpoint which forms a useful and necessary component of the overall cultural and political debate. If they didn't exist, we'd quite likely have to invent them.
But reading through their report, I'm struck not so much by the specific points they raise -- some of which I agree with, some of which I do not --- as by the tone of the document, particularly where it comes to criticism of the United States. And I think I've put my finger on the problem. Try this experiment, as you read the report: imagine, each time you see a statement critical of the U.S., that it was prefaced with the following:
"Amnesty recognizes that the United States is, bar none, the world's foremost defender of human rights in the world today. The contributions made by the U.S. to the freedoms and human rights of both its own citizens and those of the world are unparalleled in the history of nations. From the founding documents of the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights, to its repeated intervention to avert humanitarian catastrophes in Kosovo, Iraq, and Afghanistan, America has contributed greatly to the cause of human rights throughout its history; leading the way in enshrining such rights in law, and defending them, where necessary, with force of arms. However, the U.S., like any state of fallible human beings, is not perfect, and therefore, in the spirit of improving an already-great civilization, we offer the following criticisms of recent U.S. policy..."
Amnesty, I think, does themselves a severe disservice simply in the way they present their criticisms. I suspect people often react negatively to their complaints on items such as civilian casualties during our bombing of Afghanistan not because they think bombing civilians is a good thing, but because Amnesty takes such a combative and accusatory approach, with seemingly no recognition at all of the contributions the U.S. (or other Western democracies that they place in their sights) have made to the cause of human rights worldwide.
I guess what I'm saying is, it's not the fact that they criticize U.S. policy that bothers me; it's the fact that they're just, well, such jerks about it.
Examples:
Foreward, Page 1:As the "war against terrorism" dominated world news, governments increasingly portrayed human rights as an obstacle to security, and human rights activists as romantic idealists at best,"defenders of terrorists" at worst.
Ignore the actual thrust of the statement for now: just focus on that first phrase. Why is "war on terrorism" in quotes? Which part of that phrase is being questioned? War? Terrorism? Er, "On"? With two little punctuation marks, Amnesty manages to make themselves sound skeptical that there is an actual war going on, thereby alienating that large segment of the world that has not been in a coma for the last nine months. Not bad for the very first page !
Introduction, Page 1: On 7 October the USA, in collaboration with its coalition allies, began a sustained bombing campaign in Afghanistan as part of President Bush's declared "war on terrorism". By the end of the year, an as yet unknown number of Afghan civilians had been killed or injured or had their homes or property destroyed, in circumstances that led AI to call for investigations by competent authorities to determine whether violations of international humanitarian law had been committed.
Wouldn't this be a nice spot to recognize, even in passing, that regardless of the acknowledged negative of civilian casualties (the existence of which is not debated; the magnitude of which is) , there was equally inarguably a massive positive achievement for human rights here -- i.e., the removal from power of one of the most repressive regimes on the planet? I don't even ask that Amnesty agree with my view that the positive outweighed the negative --- all I ask is that they at least acknowledge that the positive exists.
And we haven't even gotten to the, shall we say, slanted presentation of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. The headline for that section of the Introduction is "The intifada", so I guess we can't accuse Amnesty of not getting their bias out on the table right up front. This section is a great example of how to slant a story by the selective use of space and detail: following an introductory paragraph which matter-of-factly states statistics about deaths on each side, the report devotes a bit over two full paragraphs to Israeli offenses, with a grand total of one --- count it, one --- sentence devoted to Palestinian terrorism (not a word you'll see Amnesty use).
Despite these problems, there are some things to agree with in Amnesty's report. Such as:
Foreward, Page 2: We must turn the debate about security and human rights on its head - human rights are not an obstacle to security and prosperity, they are the key to achieving these goals. Human security comes only with human rights and the rule of law. Human rights are the basis for creating strong and accountable states, without which there can be no political stability or economic and social progress. Yup. Though I expect we might disagree on the methods to achieve this particular goal.
Foreward, Page 3: The same governments that denounced the human rights abuse of women by the Taleban government of Afghanistan remained silent about the plight of women in Saudi Arabia. Another big Yup.
And that's the frustrating part. Amnesty's mission is a vital one, and one that I support from the bottom of my heart. Torture is bad. Human rights abuses are bad. There is no argument between us here. But Amnesty continues to miss the story by focusing disproportionately on the abuses perpetrated by the civilized democracies of the planet. It has been argued that this is deliberate: that Amnesty knows that they are more likely to be able to affect change in these nations, simply because they do care about human rights.
But that is a coward's way out, and it is a betrayal of the noble mission which Amnesty has taken upon itself. The mission is clear, and it is a just one. I only wish they'd do a better job at it.
Monday, May 27, 2002
If you find that story compelling, I also would recommend listening to the broadcasts on the emergency radio channel of the NY fire and police departments, which are available on the 'net here.
A few warnings/notes about that link: first, you will probably hear an advertisement before the actual clip starts. It's entirely possible that it will be for products that are staggeringly inappropriate to be hawking on such a serious broadcast. Second, this outfit seems to think they are a real radio station, and so when you open the link you apparently get dumped into a broadcast "in progress" with no ability to control start/stop time. Many months ago, I found a much better site that allowed you to review individual chunks of the broadcasts at will, but I can't seem to find it now --- if anyone else has a a better link, please send it my way.
But, if you can get past those issues, the broadcast is riveting, and if you had begun to lose that sharp feeling of anger and sadness from last September, is guaranteed to bring it back in full force.
Need more? WavSource.com has audio clips. Try this 911 call from the morning of the attacks. Or David Letterman's concise, moving summary of the attacks on his first broadcast following them. And if you need to be reminded of the resolve necessary for the fight ahead, try President Bush's statement to Congress, or even better, John McCain's simple declaration of September 12th.
For me, today is a deeply appropriate day to review material like this. For although those that lost their lives on September 11th were not, for the most part, soldiers, they were without question causalities in a war. A war which started long before September 11th, and which stretches ahead of us into the future to an end we cannot now know: except that we know it will most certainly end with our victory.
What we also know is that we must remember those we have lost, and that the only way to truly honor their memories and their sacrifice is to continue the fight against the cowards who robbed them of their lives. The fight will take us on a long road; one which merely began in Afghanistan, and which winds through the capitals of Islamabad, Baghdad, Riyadh, and others. The pressure to allow the regimes who solemnly claim to be our allies in public to remain in power, quietly supporting the murderers in the darkness through funds, arms, or simply words of hatred against our nation; that pressure will be great. There will never be sufficient evidence to convince the world that these regimes are evil. There will always be those who cry "racism"; "oppression", and "national sovereignty" in defense of the tyrants, the religious fascists, and the murderers.
But to reject those voices, and press on with the fight, is simply what we must do. And it is the only way to truly remember our lost from this war, and those that came before, with honor.
Update 5/31: I've removed the actual .wav sound files which the links above; I had temporarily stored them on my personal server but need to conserve bandwidth (it costs $$$) --- especially with the flood of Salon folks coming through today. If you want to hear them, go directly to the WavSource site above --- they are all there.
General Musharraf answered Indian claims that Islamabad was allowing militants to carry out attacks by saying that Pakistan would not allow terrorism to be launched from its soil...He said no infiltration was taking place into Indian-controlled Kashmir.
Hmmm. That statement about "not allowing terrorism" from their soil would sure be a lot more reassuring if I had any faith that the statement about "no infiltration taking place" was true. Which I don't.
The BBC also shows here that they do know how to do things right on the web with excellent background coverage surrounding the main article here, including a grim little map which shows the striking range of both Pakistan and India's missiles, along with data on the nuclear payloads which can be mounted on them. (Bottom line: Both sides have the capability to nuke any site in the other's territory, as well as quite a bit of real estate in surrounding countries if they chose).
CNN also covers the story (with background that isn't so shoddy either), and includes this quote from the general:
He said Pakistan wanted dialogue, but he added: "If war is thrust upon us, every Muslim is bound to respond in kind."
I find it worrisome that Musharraf is using this kind of vaguely Islamist rhetoric in his call-to-arms. I'll confess up front that I haven't paid nearly as much attention to the general as I probably should have (and there are lots of people out there who know more than I on the subject, including this fellow ). But isn't he supposed to be the secular guy holding the fundamentalists in check?
The Corner (whose permalink seems busted, but whose main page is here) points out a story in a Portuguese newspaper which describes one of the 13 Church of the Nativity exiles as "Single, with a free house and a reliable allowance, all he needs is a bride", quoting a PA spokescritter as stating: "He is not married, he does not have a girlfriend. We are looking for a bride for him."
David Grant, call your office! This is a reality show begging to happen. "We've provided this handsome gunman with twelve sexy infidel daughters of the Great Satan. Which will he choose to make his bride?"
This is totally Lair's schtick, so I leave it to him to pick up from here...
By the way, in poking around for this piece I came across this page from the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs, which provides detail on exactly who each of the 13 men are and what they are accused of. It's not an objective source, of course. But it provides a convincing level of detail (even includes sources, in some cases) and frankly, I'm far more inclined to take the Israeli's statements at face value than those of the PA. I would, however, like to see a similar document from the PA perspective (or any other opposing view) --- so if it anyone has a pointer, send it my way. You don't have to agree with it, just pass it on, I'll post it, and intelligent people can make up their own minds. The wonders of a free market of ideas in action, baby.
Sunday, May 26, 2002
Everyone else getting as tired of this as I am? Good. Like bloody pulling teeth, it is.
Anyway, Mr. Bennett has deigned to provide us with an actual source of data to substantiate his arguments. He posts the following on his page in response to my last assessment of his responses:
"Maybe this will help. Twenty percent of lesbians died of murder, suicide, or accident--a rate 487 times higher than that of white females aged 25-44. The age distribution of samples of homosexuals in the scientific literature from 1989 to 1992 suggests a similarly shortened life-span."
All-righty then. We've now got two documents on the table available for fact-checking; and gee, I only had to ask twice.
With that, I've accomplished my objectives from my original challenge: first, to ensure that his reprehensible comments did not go unanswered and to make my opinion of them and his conduct clear; and second, to encourage him to put some actual facts on the table to support his statements (or, alternatively, to demonstrate that he had no facts to provide.) Now, both his readers and mine can make that judgment for themselves (and I encourage anyone interested to check the source he provided on partner abuse among lesbian couples as well. ) Justice is served.
I don't intend to spend any further time on the matter; to be frank, I'm skeptical regarding the veracity of the sources Mr. Bennett provided, but fair is fair: he has provided them, so that's worth something. Again, the key is that now anybody interested can check for themselves. As it happens, I'm not actually all that interested (never was): my interest was in getting Mr. Bennett to put his cards on the table; not in spending the next few weeks debating this issue.
I encourage anyone interested in further pursuing this matter to continue checking Bennett's page; I'm sure he'll have a nice dose of invective about my ending this conversation; probably something along the lines of declaring victory and claiming that he's proven his case. What he doesn't seem to realize is that bringing assertions to the table of discussion is the beginning of productive argument and debate; not the end of it.
This will be my last post on this issue barring extraordinary occurrences; in the immortal words of Ms. Rosenberg: "Bored now."
Update (Monday): I won't be investing any more of my time in this, but I will post any (reasonable) information readers send my way, out of courtesy to those investing their time. On that note, Jody over at NakedWriting pointed me to this page by UC Davis Professor Gregory Herek, which at first blush, appears to give a thorough Fisking to the source Bennett quoted. For the record, Bennett has now withdrawn the citation on his site after folks pointed him to the same resource. Update Redux: Alex Elliott points out this piece by Andrew Sullivan, which provides some additional debunking. Kinda figured Andrew would have something to say about this fellow.
In his own comments section, Bennett has responded to my challenge as follows (I include my original questions, Bennett's responses in quotes, and my own commentary)
1) Women who choose other women as sexual partners are more likely to inflict domestic abuse on their partners than heterosexual males.
Bennett: "See Violent Betrayal: Partner Abuse in Lesbian Relationships by Claire M. Renzetti. It reports that fully one-half of lesbian relationships are violent; the corresponding figure for straight relationships is around 1-3 percent, depending on how you define "violent."
Okay, we have one source; it's a start, I suppose. And it's on Amazon, so it must be true.
In seriousness, though, I have not read Ms. Renzetti's work so I can't comment on it positively or negatively. I'd welcome feedback from any readers with additional information or opinions, certainly. But let the record show that Mr. Bennett has honorably provided us a source to investigate for this claim.
(Note: I replaced Bennett's link to the $83.95 hardcover edition with a link to the nice cheap $29.95 paperback edition. Oh, and if you use my link you won't be kicking back cash to Mr. Bennett, either, which I believe the original link would have).
2) Women who choose other women as sexual partners are more likely to suffer from the following potentially fatal diseases: X, Y, and Z. (I leave Bennett to fill in the blanks).
Bennett: "Life-span data is easy to come by, and it supports my other claims, which didn't come out of thin air."
Trust me, Richard, thin air isn't where I thought they came out of. But I'm sorry, you get zero points for this answer: vague hand-waving that data is "easy to come by" doesn't cut it.
Following this TTLB exclusive regarding Mr. Bennett's hypocrisy with regard to matters linky, it appears that Bennett has quietly redesigned his right navbar to no longer separate out 'pro' journalists from bloggers (the very offense for which he castigated Virginia Postrel).
Coincidence? We think not; particularly since TTLB sent Mr. Bennett an email referring to the aforementioned post which he acknowledged receipt of.
Let the record also show that said navbar changes occurred without any public acknowledgement of TTLB's comments (or links to the post on the matter), which, if I understand Bennett's own standards correctly, makes him a bloghole.
TTLB is now flush with triumph, and we see near-endless possible uses for this newfound power to inflict site redesigns at will (which, we promise, will be used only for Good, not Evil). The dilemma is simply which to affect first. Should we convince CNN that five characters is too goddamned small to make a search dialog? Dissuade Ain't It Cool News from vomiting up pop-up ads like a drunken sailor? Or simply convene an intervention with Jacob Weisberg to assure him that no, those slide-out ads that cover the whole page are not the coolest thing since Microsoft Bob ?
Possibilities, possibilities.
PS - I promise to leave Mr. Bennett alone for at least a little while ('cept maybe responding to any follow-ups he might lob my way re: evil lesbians). I'm starting to go all Sullivan-Krugman-y on him, I know...